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Класификация в стил IT: 
0.1 л — Demo. 
0.25 л — Trial version. 
0.5 л — Personal edition. 
0.7 л — Professional edition. 
1.0 л — Network edition. 
1.75 л — Enterprise. 
3 л — For small business. 
5 л — Corporate edition. 
Бутилка ракия — Home edition. 
Зелева чорба сутринта — Recovery tool. 
Мезе — Plugins. 
Бира — Patch. 
Coca-cola, Fanta и 7-UP — Trojan viruses!