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undocumented Windows 95 error-codes 

 Recently the following undocumented Windows 95 error-codes were found. 
 Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread via the Internet:

 WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger 
 WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet 
 WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file 
 WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong 
 WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused 
 WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive 
 WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware 
 WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments 
 WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened 
 WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full 
 WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB 
 WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More! 
 WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside 
 WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside 
 WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened 
 WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers 
 WinErr: 011 Window open - Do not look outside 
 WinErr: 012 Window closed - Do not look inside 
 WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ? 
 WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of. 
 WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore. 
 WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not! 
 WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry. 
 WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that. 
 WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate. 
 WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code. 
 WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. 
 WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers. 
 WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost. 
 WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again. 
 WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue. 
 WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded. 
 WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? 
 WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure. 
 WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 50.312.583 Bytes available.