text: I used to make fun of my friend with an Afro because girls would touch his hair and talk they would talk about it. I decided to grow out my hair and then random girls would just play with my hair as they walked by me and I loved it. It is my secret pleasure. I also play ukulele on my way to classes to spread some joy and now I'm the notorious Ukulele dude famous for playing music and having the biggest Jew fro in school.