text: > Why was some parts of the bible written? Because my early iron age, nomadic, sheepfucking ancestors didn't have the internet and porn to keep them entertained. So, they had to find something else to do. And, they were probably dehydrated out in the desert and may have been hallucinating. So, they mixed in an unhealthy dose of old myths and total garbage and bad morals shook well, cooked, and served. A better question would be why anyone in the modern age still believes this shit.