text: First, you don't have a girlfriend. Second, you are saying that these women have some sort if telepathy to know what I think of thier appearence, and you think they care, and you think the entire female population around here also shares that telepathic information, and THATS why they don't play Magic, so of course it's all my fault, and if only I thought the poor women were more attractive they all would play MTG and then maybe you could get laid. That's why you are a pathetic white knight. Get bent idiot.