text: Shit uh, turns out the person put in charge of this project actually misread the memo because North Korea uses a fucked version of ancient Korean. We uh...no easy way to put this...we uh hired 72,000 male prostitutes...sorry Boss. We're trying to sort through this wave of shit right now, but uh, the prostitutes started having sex with eachother.  Gonna need to pause that whole uh, recruiting project for a year, also after dealing with the prostitutes we'll be at roughly a 72,001 human deficit for this project. Sucks to be the guy in charge of this one.