text: i was brought up the same way my father always told me if someone hit me i was to hit them back and twice as hard so they thought twice about doing it again he also told me `` when my mother was out of earshot '' that if the person was bigger than me i was to pick up the nearest thing to hand and smash their head in with it and not to stop till the ambulance came , needless to say i speny most of my teens chasing the bigger kids around with a baseball bat .....