text: Having been through the immigration process: LMAO  Dude the FBI fucking investigates you, you have to give USCIS your fingerprints, in a lot of cases they require police records from everywhere you've ever lived and even when they don't every address since you've turned 16, every name you've ever used, everywhere you've worked/been to school within the past ten years, there's an interagency government check running ALL your info, and they take a vial of your fucking blood which I guarantee you puts your DNA on file too.  How much more vetted do you want me to be?!