text: ...first of all, I'm a lesbian, so don't assume I have a penis, you dumb fuck. Second of all, you, my friend, are a very salty person with a shitty life. You project your insecurities onto other people because you can't gain any other form of hapiness since nobody wants to talk to you because you live in your mom's basement, have no education, and you're being a dick to people around you.  Also no, I won't get into student debt because I don't live in 'Murika where you have to sell a liver to have a job. Try again.