text: That's awesome how everyone is treating the crush. My mum figured out my first crush when I was six and went nuts at me. It wasn't because it was on a guy, since I'm a girl, it was because he wasn't white. Turns out I have a thing for Asian guys, but because my mum is racist as hell she got me terrified of mentioning guys to anyone and eventually the entire town, including her, decided I was a lesbian. I was kicked out of the house for it. Me having posters and pictures of men up around my room didn't key her into the fact that I liked guys.