text: Me, at work: *drops box and bends down to pick up the box* Incels: "look at that whore. She clearly dropped the box on purpose so she had an excuse to show off her whore ass. I bet she's thinking about anal sex right now. Bending over like a slut so some chad will come over and ram his dick into her tight asshole and go to fucking town and ruin her. Ugh, how disgusting. I mean I totally would too if I were a chad but I wouldn't enjoy it with such a slut like this!" What I'm actually thinking: "Only two more hours until I go home and take a nap."