text: Just then, a giant racist cowboy with a mouth full of tobacco burst in the door, knocking xir over, proclaiming, "I HATES wimmins, minorities, muslims, and especially, educated smart immigrants, and so does my favorite president! YEE HAW!!!" I stood up, put my hands on my hips, and loudly and bravely said, "HATE HAS NO HOME HERE. IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE IN SCIENCE, THAT NO HUMAN BEING IS ILLEGAL, AND THAT BLACK LIVES MATTER." The rest of my transgender family loudly applauded until the cowboy racistly fled from the house. The name of that transgender family? Albert "Anne Frank" Einstein.