text: I dated a guy for like 2 weeks cuz I'm clinically insane and depressed but in those two weeks my dad asked if I'm gay and I said "bruh idk" and he's like "ok" and ever since then it's been weird as fuck between my family and I. But I swear to god when I brought my girl over for Halloween to go tick or treating this year (last year I could do it) he was shook as fuck. When I came home this is what he said I stg  D : "So you're not gay huh?" Me : I guess I'm a bi-cycle  D : ok Yes. My sexuality is a bike.