text: If it's so natural, then why treat STDs, use contraception and have abortions? Lol, the natural schtick ain't working, bozo! Muh naturol port ov lyfe !! I know that you just want an easy lay, pathetic dog. Don't want to be sexless! Don't want to be in a dry patch or you have to face derision from your popular culture masters asking you, "Who hurt you? Go and get laid, slave!" Hahahahahaha!