text: On gift registries
  
  cherriebb515: Now that people use registries, it’s really hard to write on thank you cards, “How did you know that’s exactly what I wanted?!?!”
  
  cherriebb515: I guess I could still write it.
  
  Moosterkey: I think you should.
  
  Moosterkey: And you should go on and on about how everyone seemed to know exactly what you wanted and no one repeated anyone else’s gift and everyone must be psychics these days or something this obviously must be all the chemicals in the milk and municipal water supplies oh my gosh the government is totally spying on us and doing experiments on us dude we totally need to move to Mars where they can’t find us unless it was the aliens all along ahhhh where is my tin foil hat?!