text: -She's waking up.
  
  -You mean "he".
  
  -I've never seen one before.
  
  -A male you mean?
  
  -I wasn't refering to his old DNA if that's what you mean.
  
  -He's like super old!
  
  -Yeah, way old. Like, from 2000 or something.
  
  -How much sperm do you think he can produce?
  
  -Enough for the whole solar system I hope.
  
  -Well, let's get to work. Uploading brain...
  
  -Hi there. And welcome to the future. I am your life-technician or "biologist", and I have some good and some bad news. The bad news is that the female population extinguished all males in the early 3000s. The good news is, we have been able to recreate you based on a selection of DNA samples. You're alive!
  
  -And I am your internetologist, or "historian". We are currently facing a large-scale reproducibility crisis. The absence of male genes in our gene pool has resulted in less risky mutations. We are not evolving as fast as we had hoped too.
  
  -Based on Dr Jameson's observations, we formulated a hypothesis. We should be able to increase the variance by incorporating male DNA into the gene pool.
  
  -In the next phase we are going to simulate some mating behaviors based on our historical records of your time. In order to maximize sperm production, we are going to make you very horny and sustain this process as long as possible.
  
  -If you could just follow me to this room here. Sit down.
  
  -Jane, turn off the lights.
  
  *click*
  
  -We will be back soon. This will only take a minute.
  
  *smooch*
  
  -Flashlight!
  
  *click*
  
  *click*
  
  -Jane and I are wearing red lipstick. To make the experience more intense, we have blacked out everything else in the room, but our red lips.
  
  -We will be slowly opening our mouths, licking our lips, and breathing sensually next to your ears.
  
  *sounds*
  
  -The chair you are sitting in is measuring your vital signs and we can tell that you like it.
  
  -Let's put some more tongue into it.
  
  -And fingers. I wanna lick yours.
  
  -Mmh. You can lick mine.
  
  -Kiss?
  
  -Kiss.
  
  *smooch*
  
  -Look at our beautiful red lips.
  
  -Mhm. Biting my lower lip.
  
  -Parting my lips. Breathing on your mouth.
  
  -Now, show him what cum looks like between your lips.
  
  -Mmh, yes, the cum. In order to recieve a grant for this research project we had to replicate cum. We played around with some of its properties. This batch tastes like mango. Let me show you.
  
  -Put it in your mouth.
  
  -Do you want me to swallow?
  
  -No, let me play with it too.
  
  *slurp*
  
  -The purpose of this little demonstration, was to show off our sperm gathering nanobots that now live down our throats. We thought this would provide a more pleasurable experience than a milking device.
  
  -I think we have played enough now. Let's suck him dry.
  
  -Red lips on his balls.
  
  -Red lips down his shaft.