text: Greene v Diaries
  
  There’s another new Prime Minister — Indigenous Liberal Greg Peters has arisen to lead the country with his own agenda; just as there’s panic in the Capital as ministerial diaries are to made public… and Cal’s upstaged by a pig.
  
  It's a new week and a new Prime Minister — this time Indigenous Liberal Greg Peters (Tony Briggs) has come to the fore to lead the country… complete with his own agenda to right the errors of history in forming a treaty.
  
  With no shortage of people with personal problems, Wendy’s (Caroline Brazier) practice is up and running, she’s now seeing more than a few pollies — including David Potter (Matt Day). But with ministerial diaries now to be published, each of them has to come up with inventive ways to diarise their time — not least of all Cleaver (Richard Roxburgh).
  
  Meanwhile, desperate to get to a Souths NRL game Cleaver is trapped by a traffic accident which he bills as a meeting with emergency health care professionals. And then on arrival at the game Cleaver is cornered by a faintly familiar overzealous gaming producer and corporate box host Bevan Lee (Ewan Leslie), and in his haste to not miss a minute of the action, agrees to side with questionable policy, adding credence to the adage ‘there’s no such thing as a free lunch’.
  
  Whilst setting old records straight with the political media, Cal (Damien Garvey) is upstaged by a pig — potentially of his half-brother Joe’s (Mark Mitchinson) doing. Discovering they’re sworn enemies, Cleaver plays Cal and Joe against each other, but when Cal busts a group of politicians colluding over diary entries, he proves he is back to his old ways ...