text: There’s only one man
  
  Did you enjoy your meal, Mom?
  
  He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. I’m a monster. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.
  
  No… but I’d like to be asked! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. I hear the jury’s still out on science. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.
  
  Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Really? Did nothing cancel?