Mr. Welburn – A powerful and rich executive of a company whose purpose or product is unknown. The Boss is well known for considering unusual and violent situations as normal and not worth making a big deal out of. He appears in "Sniper Business"/"Business Battle," where he calmly explains to his employee Jenkins at his office that business is about hard work and integrity – while trying to avoid and kill a sniper hired by rival business Bergman-Sachs. He is also seen in "Asian Hooker," where he tries to coordinate and run an office meeting while chained to a bed and a screaming Vietnamese prostitute. As the meeting progresses, the woman's pimp enters and stabs her repeatedly, while Mr. Welburn continues to run the meeting to the best of his abilities, despite objections from his colleagues. Mr. Welburn reappeared in "Not Particularly Sure," claiming that he does not know what his company actually does, after having subcontracted out all of their work. The character is usually played by Trevor Moore, and is characterized by his deep, official, and serious voice.