8 U.S.C. §§ 1101(a)(43) and "1252(f)(2) should be interpreted to avoid absurd results." Section 1227(a)(2)(A)(iii) states that every "alien who is convicted of an aggravated felony at any time after admission is deportable." (emphasis added). It is obviously an absurd result to presume that the "15 years" in the above quoted provision applies only to those who were convicted of an aggravated felony in countries outside the United States. The plain language and skillful structure of the above quoted provision defeats that presumption because all the crimes enumerated in § 1101(a)(43) are obviously in violation of the law of every country on earth. There are countless other cogent reasons why Congress never intended such a bizarre and unconstitutional result. It would basically mean that Congress is somehow advising admitted aliens to, "inter alia", murder or rape a person in Mexico instead of the United States. It would ridiculously ban all LPRs but allow only illegal aliens convicted of aggravated felonies outside the United States to receive immigration benefits. The only logical explanation is that the above 15-year period equally all non-citizens against committing another aggravated felony.