Zappa played a much earlier version of this piece (via an acetate) on 99.1fm WPLR, Connecticut, radio on April 23, 1975. In this version Zappa introduces Quentin Robert DeNameland as the greatest living "two headed philostopher" known to mankind. Quentin's philosophical spiel (Zappa's voice effected by a variable speed oscillator a la "Dumb All Over" on "You Are What You Is") goes on quite a bit longer than the official released "Studio Tan" versions or the "Läther" version. The spiel is specifically colored (in a madrigal style) by the musical accompaniment. The following is the entire philosophical speech as noted in the Zappa book, "Them or Us".