Stan Minton (Rob Schneider) is a wealthy real estate con artist, married to Mindy (Jennifer Morrison). One day, he is found guilty of conning elderly people out of their savings. His lawyer Mal (Richard Kind) defends him at the trial. Upon being found guilty and sentenced to 3 years in prison, he's given 6 months by Judge Perry (Richard Riehle) to get his affairs in order. Stan's fear of jail-house rape leads him to hire the mysterious guru known as "The Master" (David Carradine) who helps transform him into a martial-arts expert.