"Jared Has Aides" is the sixth season first episode of the adult American animated television series "South Park", and the 80th episode of the series overall. Going by production order, it would be 2nd episode instead of the 1st episode of Season 6. It first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on March 6, 2002. In the episode, weight loss advocate Jared Fogle incurs the wrath of South Park after he announces that he lost weight because he has aides (misinterpreted as AIDS). This leads Cartman, Kyle and Stan to try to use Butters as their own advocate for City Wok. The episode also parodies the film "Philadelphia".