As evening comes, Michael tells Ted that "The Passion of Saint Tibulus" was more successful for him than even "Jurassic Park". Ted decides to give up, but finds Dougal does not have the handcuff key. Still handcuffed to the railing, they are forced to carry it home with them. Back at the house, Brennan scolds them for causing the film to become so popular that people are arriving from all over Ireland and "even from Gdańsk" to see it. Brennan shows them a globe and explains his plans to reassign them all to locations worse than Craggy Island as punishment, and then leaves, but not before Jack punches him in the face for waking him up. Ted and Dougal lament their fate, but Jack shows them the video cassette, which has a video of Brennan in California with his secret mistress and his son. Ted realises he can use this tape for blackmail and force Brennan to change his mind, and joins the other two as they watch the tape a few more times.