The Principal - The main enemy of the "Ultimate Adventures" story. Hank's actual principal at one point, Larry Jones loses his grip on reality after a series of degrading events (including catching his wife being unfaithful multiple times) and suffering a concussion from Hank thanks to a misunderstanding. Holding on to the one grasp of identity he has left, Jones embodies the full meaning of the term Principal, becoming a sadistic disciplinarian and utilizing a series of weapons, all shaped like paddles. A satire of several "Batman" villains, including The Joker and Two-Face where a certain characteristic or quirk is magnified to a hyperbolic degree.