The Creator - A parody of the Christian god. Posing a large beard and an anonymous black line over his eyes, he is the one who is "Incredibly responsible for precisely everything on Earth". Sometime after creating the world, he starts using a device called "The Holy Laptop", a computer capable of instantly creating pretty much anything. This device is sometimes the target of interest for some, including Marwin, Oldhead, The Devil and The Prime Computer. He is very keen on experimentings, such as replacing all organic life forms and vegetables on earth with robots and plastic. It is revealed that he created Marwin, Shorthead and Oldhead in his own image, but found the result to be "So damned ugly" that he had to start again with Adam and Eve.