He currently lives in downtown Salt Lake City with his wife, "Mrs. Bill", his son "Little Bill", his daughter "Little Mrs. Bill", and his two cats, Mr. Fluffy Pants and Klaus. (His former cats G. Gordon Liddy and Rush Limbaugh have passed.) Bill is a fan of movies, having gone so far as to say that he would like to be able to see every movie that is released, even the really bad movies. Some of Bill's stories relate to raising his live-in family as well as a family from a previous marriage who still live in Ogden. He is often trying to discover educational outings for his intellectually curious son "Little Bill". One such trip led to a children's library and a tour of a giant colon model. [http://radiofromhell.livejournal.com/9696.html] "Little Bill" has continued to grow and is now taller than his dad; Bill often talks about his obsession with Halloween, dressing up and gore make-up on the show. In 2019, a running joke on the show involved "Little Bill's" fascination with a raccoon carcass which found and proceeded to learn how to mount for display.