The boys' van breaks down and they stumble upon a biker bar. Once inside they ask for help and a glass of water that costs $100. Refusing to pay, Hutch tries to pass himself off as a tough guy who just got out of prison, only to discover that they are in a gay bar. In order to pay for the drink, they are forced to become the "midnight entertainment" and strip to the music of Menudo, which goes terribly wrong when Hutch displays his single testicle. They are saved by a man named "The Chief", who fixes their van after they pass out from eating guacamole laced with peyote. He gives a bag of this to Linus as a parting gift.