Roxanne has to go out of town for a week. She leaves her hotel address with C.D., asking him to have Chris write to her. Instead of informing Chris, C D. writes her several times a day, each letter more incredible than the last. As C.D. is writing a new letter to her in Dixie's diner, he is told Chris is on his way to see Roxanne since she returned early, leaving the letter behind to go find Chris. Dixie starts reading the letter. C.D. arrives at Roxanne's home and after a game of ding dong ditch, warns Chris that Roxanne would be mentioning some letters that he supposedly wrote. She tries to get Chris to be the man in the letters, revealing that his looks are only secondary for her. Feeling ill due to knowing that his looks are all he has, Chris runs out, leaving her confused. Dixie puts the last letter under Roxanne's door with a note revealing that C.D. is its author. After reading it, Roxanne calls C.D. over.