"Coastwatchers" proves a ratings disaster, so Mike latches onto Colin for another project, a rip-off of "Miami Vice" set in Australia and loaded with Australianisms. Malcolm Bennett, who usually finances Colin's productions, advises him to get back with Elaine because his project is "shit". "So is "Miami Vice"," Colin responds. "That's classy shit;" Malcolm tells him, "this is "absolute" shit." The difference is that the writers of "Miami Vice" are writing at the best of their abilities, while the fact that Colin is writing below his level is painfully obvious. During this time, Colin becomes attracted to Mike's girlfriend, Helen Davey, but ultimately draws the line in the friendship and avoids cheating on his wife.