it 's not that you 're not man enough to actually do any of those things you advertised-because you 're not a man-or how you made me feel about my lack of experience , but that you 're not tough enough to tell me the truth . she turned to me and asked in awe , `` how did you do that ? i have someone who would like to speak to you downtown . '' alone , and as painful as possible . i took a sip , smiling down at the calorie-laden drink . 