`` he showed up about twenty minutes ago , and she 's been acting like she has a metal pole crammed up her backside ever since . '' i spent the next couple of days thinking about how i was going to approach the conversation . it seemed too lofty for me . `` do i need to take you dancing to prove how awesome i am ? '' i went to work to do a job , not talk about why my son did n't have a father . her teeth bit into my bottom lip , sucking her release from my mouth . 