`` the last time i danced with you two , my butt hit an old man and sent him flying . `` so pack a bag , baby , and let 's figure out how you can get the key to my ankle bracelet from the guard . '' and i could n't abandon those who would never abandon me . carefully , cautiously , i raised my key to the lock , but the door flew open before i could even push it into the slot . at least , that 's the reasoning she gave herself . 