of my driveway with an ax, trying to hammer a sign in. stakes fall apart. we abandon sign. we find smaller stakes attach sign and head off towards corner. half way to corner we realize people are arriving at our garage sale, i run down the road in my flip flops, cut across the lawn and arrive as they walk up, completely out of breath. friend is at corner pounding away at the sign with a smaller ax we found. people leave, don't buy anything, friend comes back, sign has fallen down already. i find a tub to lean sign against. i blow up balloons, attach them to mailbox. friend 