reason. see, the beauty of watching five year old girls play soccer is that there’s so much entertainment wrapped up in one 45 minute game. running down the center of the field, you have the serious players like emma and sophia who give you hope that a goal just might be scored before the night is through. then there’s the goalie who’s lying on the ground until one of the coaches lifts her up like a rag doll, reminding her of the duty of her all-important position. of course, there’s always one girl standing in the corner, eating her hair, who’s only chance of touching the ball is to accidentally 