thought i'd share with you some of my recent ones, to help brighten up your day and put a smile on your face and let you all know, that we can all have a few hiccups along the way and i am bloody sure i will have loads more to come.
i ate her sweets and blamed the cat.
i told her if she eats all her breakfast, that i would buy her a unicorn - she is still waiting and asking.
i pretended i was asleep so that i did not have to get out of bed.
forgot to pack tissue so let her wipe her hands all over me ( i had 