what is the first thing you say to them?
let’s go get an ice cream and talk about it. right?
when you feel like slapping that loud and annoying woman on the sidelines at football games because she just called your son a ‘fairy’ what do you do? you ask her if she wants some ice cream…then you slap her.
when that guy at the plumbing supply store gives you the wrong part to repair your toilet for the third time in a row what do you suggest that he do? you tell him that he needs to eat more ice cream because it will clear his mind…and his plumbing.
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