me. oh, did i mention they ask for the phone number, too? don’t they have caller id? c’mon, people.
finally, over. sweating a little. did i order the right thing? probably. it’s over. i stay in the dining room for a little while. finally take a deep breath. then walk back and announce it’s over. maybe go to the bathroom. why am i afraid of my family? they never say anything about it. 