a monster sat in front of me , and i was helping him in some way . id just as soon blow your dick off as anything , but i left my .45 at home , so id have to cut it off instead . `` because you murdered my best friend , that 's why ! '' in that next instant , the surrounding forest came alive with armed men moving in on them from all directions . you would be wise to follow their example . '' there are many reasons , but i will give you the most basic just now . 