how the hell am i supposed to keep up with that ? `` it 's not like you can see anything through the ruffles . '' `` they did n't vote in the council 's decision . i climbed out of the bed , expecting him to wake up at any moment , half hoping he would , half hoping he would n't , but he remained in his crooked little sleeping pose , looking like he 'd been tossed onto the bed . pirates versus ninjas was a story as old as cats versus dogs . 