`` remind me again why you have n't had sex in the last decade ? '' `` makes my face go all puffy and spotty and stuff . '' my gut immediately tightens in response . `` why do you keep getting distracted when i order you to do something ? i 'm nodding at her , but not following her at all . `` yeah , '' he said , hearing but not hearing . sliding my hand over his cheek , i tell him , `` thanks for understanding , '' before pressing my lips into his . 