their diaper every two to three hours, if they need it.
third baby: you try to change their diaper when someone complains about the smell.
first baby: you take your infant to baby gymnastics, baby music class and baby story hour.
second baby: you take your infant to baby gymnastics.
third baby: you take your infant to the supermarket.
first baby: the first time you leave your baby with a babysitter, you call home five times.
second baby: just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
third baby: you leave instructions for the babysitter to call you only if she sees blood.
first baby: you spend a good 