you have trained me in this , and now i seek my friends who need me . `` know that there is someone else who wants this third party dead far more than you do , '' explained the count . `` hey , how come you told those girls your name was jet ? '' it was a thoroughly satisfying condition to be in , and the only thing missing was having some female around telling them how filthy and smelly they were and trying to hustle them off to the showers . 