tick stepped out of the woods near his home just as the sun tipped over the horizon and spilled bright morning light across the old , cracked road that he 'd walked down a million times before . `` she had sex with someone else this week , '' he said . `` i have one in the pocket of my jeans , but i threw my jeans a little farther than i meant to . '' when his teeth nibbled the sensitive bud i lost my breath . grandma mary took one look at my stuffed face and laughed , loud and merry . 