`` i do n't kiss him or fu- '' he broke off , his cheeks going red . i just wanted to introduce myself , he stretched out his hand . `` he 's arranged for a chance for you to get a better job so that you can date him . she would eat , and he would eat , and he would start praying the monsters would return so that he had an excuse to cuddle her . `` put on the news or whatever it was where you saw the report . '' 