`` i 'm not like you , '' he tried to explain . `` except how happy i 'm going to make you . '' i could smell his shampoo , fresh and clean and i could barely stand it . `` you have as wicked a sense of humor as me . '' i am here so she can enjoy as much of her youth as possible while learning to survive in the hostile world we live in . zeus glanced at the panels along her bed to make sure her intercom was n't engaged . 