`` he can be so foolish sometimes . '' `` yeah , but you 'd still love me if i gained , like , seven hundred pounds , right ? '' this was her idea of the perfect evening , but she was n't sure about him . by the time the shadow under the oak had faded , my son was a man , as tal and distinguished as jared . youre not going anywhere ; the average speed is twenty miles an hour . secret 's safe with me , bud , dont even worry . 