see his chum and finds him outside playing football.
well another month goes by and again the same two friends are at the mill cutting wood when suddenly the same guy bends down too close to the blade and off comes his head. well his friend takes the head, puts it in a plastic bag, and heads to the hospital to get it re-attached. the next day he goes to see his friend but can't find him. he sees the doctor walking down the hall and says, "doc, where is my friend? i brought him in yesterday."
the doctor thinks for a minute and says, "oh yeah, some idiot put his head 