i shave my face completely smooth with an electric razor and give myself a once over . on a nice spring morning , even sex is not as good as driving with doris with her top down , believe me . `` but i 'd never ask you to , '' i replied . i was n't going to argue about it . an image of sergeant brad roberts flashed before him . because i could n't hurt who i wanted to hurt , so i hurt you . '' this was going to be harder on him than it would be on me . 