i was just given the opportunity to free him from the cave if i bring the boy to the dark master . `` that opportunity may be dead in the water . '' what was he trying to prove ? but i 'm telling you guys - if this is a joke , i do n't appreciate it . '' he returned late one night , while i was sleeping . `` would you f**king wake up already ? '' their claws screeched on the porcelain when they moved . `` a few more blankets would be nice , '' i said . 