even the remote chance of death is better than that , do n't you think ? '' that would complete my job , and piper would die without knowing what a real jerk i was . `` show you where the toilet is ? '' but when i did , i knew i wanted a man . she looked right into my eyes with her unusual light brown ones . luckily , my uncle came walking out of the house and jumped on the back of the gator with them . 