`` but unless you 're about to offer me a million dollars in exchange for pretending to be your wife ... '' it was a joke , but as soon as she said it , all the blood drained from my face . he 's easily two-hundred pounds of solid cowboy . '' with all her strength she shoved against the pane , closing it to a degree where she could lower the rusty latch . will come as soon as possible . the one thing he acted poorly was humility , and that made them jealous . 