and if the groom seemed a little distracted , well , the bride was as glowing and lovely as ever any bride has been . he thought i was the real deal . i did n't want to cry , but i could feel the tears burning behind my eyes . that way , she 'd appear as if she was trying to be a good , responsible mother . it advanced on her , showing her its long , sharp teeth , its wet gums . then her shoulders slumped , and she covered her eyes with her hand . 