just about everything. i knew that, but i’m not sure i really got it. even with the sound on, watching an episode of family guy feels a bit like trying to run a marathon in a mud pit. with it off, though? this was the longest 44 minutes of my life. the 22 minutes of the simpsons was better, but not nearly as much better as i had hoped. that’s an hour of my life i’m never getting back, and i blame every single one of you.
as it turns out, i was two-thirds correct. let’s start with the episode of family guy from fairly early in its run, and let’s 