for one , his was the biggest , and for two , the name painted on the back was bad girl . every year i promise myself ill limit his toys , but it just never seems to happen . one night , as they both slept , she turned to him and said , husband , the baby is coming . if we had met a hundred years before and grown old together as nature had once demanded , i would have grown old feeling young with her . by the end of it , i was mostly numb . 