she asked , pretending to be interested . 'it all seems very badly organized . or the soft words that came from their very hearts . `` when was the last time your family celebrated anything ? '' am i a puppy of some kind to be rewarded with treats if i do the right thing ? the answer to that was also no . of course he would n't just let it go . in my defense i just wanted to get into your pants as fast as i could . `` not if you 're going into shock . 