she opened the door and slid out . not be putting his tongue in other people 's mouths . he would have sworn he was outdoors , but he knew that wasnt possible . `` you 're telling that to 'mister love 'em and leave 'em ' ? i really wish someone would tell me where i could get one of those . '' well that was par for the course as far as their relationship went . but right here in the back porch , is where i keep a lot of my wood . 