9 p.m.
18. someone asks, "should we all split a couple bottles of wine?"
19. someone else is like, "actually, i was thinking about a cocktail?"
20. a third person goes, "um, i'm not drinking right now, so could we maybe get separate checks?"
21. you decide to order just one bottle of wine.
22. no one has any idea which bottle of wine to get.
23. you order the second-cheapest bottle.
24. a bread basket fails to appear.
25. everyone keeps talking while the waiter lists the specials.
26. the one person who was listening to the specials has to repeat what they were six times.
27. no one wants to order any of the specials anyway because they're 