`` i 'm checking to see if you are being sarcastic . '' heres to our birthday girl , the daughter i never had and a better one than i could ever have hoped for . `` it 's my turn to be in control , baby , '' she said as she aimed her h*ps on top of mine . you might not have planned to sleep with her but you did . the meeting had been especially difficult to sit through and not just because he found the concept ridiculous ; his mind could n't stay focused on work . 