she wanted him to say , `` of course not , '' but instead , he looked her right in the eye and said , `` maybe i should . '' she stared into the living area . i must keep from getting trapped beneath its massive body . please tell me he is n't a total bow wow . '' this is what i thought : fate was a lousy lay , and i was over her . `` i do n't blame you if you do n't . `` do you two want me or not ? '' 