with him facing the opposite direction , i opened his wallet and looked inside . pulling back i glanced down at his lap , hidden under the bar , to see he was not lying . just looking at him took her breath away . this , of course , took the cake . `` immortality must stand the test of time . '' others often remarked on his sense of humor , though to be honest , i seldom saw it . i swear i keep saying that , but there 's no better way to explain it . '' 