and when we get there , the first thing i 'm gon na do is make you get a haircut . '' i even considered it , which shows how low my expectations of life had become . he steps fully into the coaches ' lounge and answers , `` yes , sir . '' or is something else way more important in your eyes ? `` why do n't you give us a minute , ash ? '' i suppose , after all , its something of the mermaid order ? 