something that sam would never approve of . he felt something snapped under his foot . at the last minute he asked me to substitute my sperm for his and i could n't say no . i did , however , station guards to keep an eye on her and update me on what she was doing . the doctor gave him a clean bill last month . `` he got kicked in the head by a horse when he was young , and he has n't been right since . '' everyone grab one of these and lets start carving , he said . 