meet, the more i love my turtle.” you have studied your turtle’s behavior and you think he actually has some great ideas about how to get out of uncomfortable situations. if you move so slowly that no one realizes you are leaving, you might even be able to get out before this new stranger pulls out pictures of his knee surgery last year. don’t take the risk, wear the shirt so they leave you alone. comes in tee shirts, tank tops and sweatshirts to fit all turtle lovers. 