he 's staying at my bed and breakfast . with a polite smile , he pulled me away from talking to zip and heavy . the beautiful , elegant woman , who 'd been standing there the entire time , also looked entertained as hell . plus , i 'm counting on something i never counted on before . '' `` people wo n't recognize us unless they stop and stare directly at us . ' she hooked her leg behind his knee and gave him a mighty shove . there was a loud snort from the cook . 