'come on , sweetheart , ' jess said , tugging at her . `` i can not kill the monster underneath your bed if you do not remove your person from mine ! '' that 's the source of the danger . ' that silence was not to be broken . i didnt know vampires existed until over a month ago , i said . `` thats wonderful , let 's celebrate your book and your birthday . `` from things i read in the papers you have been kind ah on the busy side since last we met . 