but as i opened my mouth , the groom pulled up on the phallus . it was the first time he had said anything since greeting me at the door . ha never mind , what was i thinking ? who knew that oysters on the half shell could sound so sexy ? `` ah , it really does feel good to be matchmaking again . don demanded , did you even find out what i asked you to find out ? i waited for a second to see if the carpet would catch on fire in his wake . 