took the cake. before services, the men and boys would stand outside and shoot the breeze and smoke. on this particular day, all the guys started into the building except uncle ernest. he waited until everybody got into the building and picked up a handful of little rocks and threw them way up into the air so he could get into the building before they came down. let me add here that he could have been a major-league baseball pitcher if he had just disciplined himself a little better. anyway, after he threw the rocks, he ran into the building and sat down. the church building had a tin roof 