for a moment , i 'm suspicious they 're trying to divide and kill us . it 's okay for me to say that about myself . `` yes , it is , and why do n't you just go ahead and pucker up to kiss my famous butt for that smart-ass comment . '' the resident told police that a suspicious man had been up and down their road at night a couple of times . my developing brain had just taken one too many punches to the head . normally sam would have said no . 