`` all the men involved got arrested , including my grandfather . '' `` one wrong move once we get out of this car and he dies , jess , '' my brother murmured from the seat next to me . you 're the one she left in charge without asking whether it was a job you wanted or could even handle . '' have i insulted you with my gift ? `` you did an excellent job , nicolas . he had arms like the flying spaghetti monster . she did n't understand why a social worker was involved now . 