he was n't one of those - i do n't dance guys , where you spend the whole night staring at each other and eating way too many of the chips and cheese and crackers because you have nothing better to do . a woman who looks like you is rarely any of these things , much less all of them . '' do i expect her to take care of him for the next fifty years ? mike looked eye to eye with each person at the table . `` in that case , perhaps you can help me get ready ? '' 