`` i stopped for a couple of drinks with a couple of cops , then stared at people 's high beams for thirty miles . it was small and rectangular , and was poorly wrapped in thin , cheap wrapping paper with festive cartoon figures all over it . `` oh god , '' she sighed and pressed her body against mine . jess nodded , and i started toward the stairs . but i am surprised the pig outside the door is not showing any symptoms with warm gas in there . 