how do you make a dog float?take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
husband: what do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?wife: your sense of humor.
why cant men get mad cow disease?a. because theyre all pigs.
barking: because you are a dog, you are expected to bark. so bark a lot. your owners will be very happy to hear you protecting their house. especially late at night while they are sleeping safely in their beds. there is no more secure feeling for a human than to keep waking up in the middle of the night and hearing your protective bark, 