i leaned on my mop for a moment and considered this news . now i 'm living with a four year old . `` if you 're filming this , i 'm not amused . `` knew you were his woman , '' martin finally said . i could not tear away my gaze . the mans eyes were still darting around when suddenly a thought seemed to cross his mind and a look of panic appeared on his face . they were used to seeing vampires on screen at the movies not on the street or in a jail cell . 