time to get you anything."
after they finished dessert, the father said, "there's something your mother and i have wanted to tell you for a long time. you see, we were very poor. despite this, we were able to send each of you to university. throughout the years your mother and i knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."
"yep," said the father, "and cheap ones too!" 