i dreamed i was eating jelly beans. i know, it makes no sense. anyway, my brain made my sleeping mouth believe that it needed to chew the jelly beans. the crunching inside my head from the chewing of the cough drop, measuring only a few decibels less than what i imagine a freight train crashing into a fireworks factory might sound like, woke me up immediately. now, not only am i awake in the middle of the night, but i’m disappointed that i don’t have a bag of jelly beans and my throat is frozen from chewing up a cough drop.
not very long ago i had a dream that someone 