`` i wish i were there to see it . '' but the picture was n't what he expected . i had to tell him the truth , or it would come out later and bite me on the ass hard , but how exactly did i say that ? i felt his hand on my knee and smiled . 'why have you brought this thing with you ? ' can i see you in my office ? i was a natural leader and gathered up a security guard from inside , gave him a loaded gun and put him back outside . 