`` a bunch of little boys moaning and groaning about the size of their dicks-oh , excuse me-i mean , the size of their engines , and i 'm supposed to find that fun ? '' it caused yellow and white spots to flash in her eyes . `` whether i did or not , it remains the greatest success in pick-up f**k-ups . '' you well know i will not lie . you were less likely to feel sorry for a number . i slid the ring onto my index finger and looked at it wondering if he just made that up . 