he got up and headed to the kitchen . this might help , the dwarf said . whenever anyone scowled at us , i smiled big and said , `` she 's getting married . `` let me do my job , okay ? so he could n't walk without running into things . a bouncer stands guard at the entrance to the backstage dressing rooms . my leg was hiked up high on his hip , our chests rubbing together with every breath . god knows , we did n't want to seem odd . 