you do realize that this is only a story somebody made up , dont you , kids ? he showed the cell phone in his hand , then shoved it into his pocket . his head bent , his lips came to mine and he muttered , `` you better f**kin ' believe it . '' he puts his fork down and wipes his mouth with his napkin . he looked to his right and saw the security guard give his son a grape flavored lollipop after the wand passed over him . `` that 's the heart of the merman space program . 