asleep on my couch.
apple watch already knows my heart rate’s in sleep mode and falls asleep with me (oh wow, i love this idea of devices “falling asleep with me”).
of course, it already knows when to wake me up the next morning, so i need not worry about setting an alarm. can trust, and we will trust it. we will set good examples for our child, and in so doing become better people, so that our child will be a good person. we will love our child, and it will know it is loved, always.
but first, there will be poop. lots and lots of poop. 