`` i hope we caught them before they did something far worse , '' he said . when the carnival came to town , guys would take me to the tunnel of love , and then tell me to wait outside . i know you do n't know me well , but i promise i 'm not crazy . i do n't feel anything for him , oddly enough . that paddy 's nothing but trouble , always was , always will be ! `` and then your boss - sorry , your ex-boss - came out and explained to me what happened . 