i can pretty much guarantee that you wo n't . the keyboard was what made this moment real for me . `` god , where do you hear this stuff ? '' `` finally , '' jake muttered as he got off the bed . some parents do n't give them to their kids and hand them back to me over their son 's heads . their daddy played with us , too . `` what 's wrong with the way i dress ? '' even though i know i should n't , i have to pick it up . 