even the police guards dont come here . this one word makes me bite my lip to hold in the laugh . it was terrific , surprising news , except that it meant coming here had been totally unnecessary . they found me faced down on the balcony in my underwear , unconscious , a half-empty bottle of bourbon beside me . she breathed a sigh of relief but groaned when she saw the bottle of wine he 'd grabbed from behind him . `` gee , i wonder if that 's what you wanted me to do all along . '' 