this must be his sales pitch , rather than what he seriously believes in . before she could say a word , he took his birthday kiss , he made it long , he did it hard and it was wet . `` oh , the offer is definitely still on the table . '' i was waiting for the moment of truth . that last one almost killed me . ' he wore a torn shirt and a pair of muddy white briefs . if he could get out without being spotted , that should be enough . 