jerry is a manager of a restaurant. he is always in a good mood. when someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always reply, "if i were any better, i would be twins!"
many of the waiters at his restaurant used to quit their jobs when jerry changed jobs, so that they could follow him around from restaurant to restaurant.
seeing this style really made me curious, so one day i went up to jerry and asked him, "i don’t get it! no one can be a positive person all the time. how do you do it?"
"each morning i wake up and say to myself, i have two choices 