i approach her and sit down beside her . you say more off-color things than anyone . you know maybe she is not a tart . none of the guards lowered their weapons . he was a dead zombie ... thingy and moving around . in answer , i told the story about how one little girl , saving an injured freak , led us here . theyre trying to play on that . but if i take an ass-buster- '' `` then i will kiss your ass until it feels better . '' 