the tour route is about half a mile and the palace (yes, the palace!) i get an awesome autograph and a great photo with the player, and i get to spend time talking sports with my dad. one thing that always hurts, though, is to see someone come across a book he obviously wants and just as obviously can't afford. so when the day comes to settle down, who's to blame if you're not around? add the mustard, ketchup and mix until well combined. 