`` okay , so if everything looks good to you , jeff , i need to go and check on the bride . nothing like seeing her prim face and plastic smile first thing to start the day off right . without much effort , he slipped her jeans down her legs , kissing and nipping the exposed skin as he went along . for an entire afternoon , shes able to escape her painful reality . frankly , jeff , i 'm shocked as hell that she 's still alive . i thought youd be glad to get rid of me by now . 