he was asleep on my bed when i first came into the apartment . '' everything in there is backward and circular . if not , you go blind , or join the spirit world . being around her was starting to seriously annoy him . she had a long list of things she wanted to do for him and with him and to him : like sew him a shirt , even though she did n't know how to sew , and cook him dinner , even though her idea of cooking was heating up a lean cuisine in the microwave . 