no , this was not happening to me . its all over , but the clean up anyway . having him here is going to blow our competition out of the bag . and then he sat down on the back step , slapping his knees . the three vampires descended on her like a pack of jackals . my dad had once told me , crimson red deep in `` the talk , '' that with sons , all he had to worry about was one penis , but with a daughter , he had to worry about everyone else 's . 