comes in and asks the farmer, "hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
man: so what happened that is so horrible?
farmer: well if you must know, today i was sitting by my cow milking her. just as i go the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over.
man: that's not so bad, what's the big deal?
man: so then what happened.
farmer: i took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. then i sat down and continued to milk her. just as i got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it 