damn squirrels.
also me: it’s literally 20 minutes every couple of days, and you’re just too busy?
me: you know it’s twice that long if she happens to catch me while i’m there.
am: man, you are a piece of work. you’re all willing to help a person out but only so long as it meets your criteria?
when i’m cooking dinner – any meal, really – i hate having people in the kitchen with me.
so, of course, that’s exactly where 60% of my family was last night as i was trying to concentrate on the complex set of instructions that came with my new gadget.
“i wonder how long before they start cooking food 