It put hair on my chest and thanks to the owners advice I invested vanguard, got myself a woman like Jerry, and became a republican.
1	It	it	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs	2	nsubj	2:nsubj	_
2	put	put	VERB	VBD	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin	0	root	0:root	_
3	hair	hair	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	2	obj	2:obj	_
4	on	on	ADP	IN	_	6	case	6:case	_
5	my	my	PRON	PRP$	Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs	6	nmod:poss	6:nmod:poss	_
6	chest	chest	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	2	obl	2:obl:on	_
7	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	15	cc	15:cc	_
8	thanks	thanks	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	15	obl:npmod	15:obl:npmod	_
9	to	to	ADP	IN	_	13	case	13:case	_
10	the	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	11	det	11:det	_
11-12	owners	_	_	_	_	_	_	_	_
11	owner	owner	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	13	nmod:poss	13:nmod:poss	_
12	s	's	PART	POS	Typo=Yes	11	case	11:case	CorrectForm='s
13	advice	advice	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	8	nmod	8:nmod:to	_
14	I	I	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs	15	nsubj	15:nsubj|18:nsubj|26:nsubj|28:nsubj:xsubj	_
15	invested	invest	VERB	VBD	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin	2	conj	2:conj:and	_
16	vanguard	vanguard	PROPN	NNP	Number=Sing	15	obj	15:obj	SpaceAfter=No
17	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	18	punct	18:punct	_
18	got	get	VERB	VBD	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin	15	conj	15:conj:and	_
19	myself	myself	PRON	PRP	Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes	18	iobj	18:iobj	_
20	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	21	det	21:det	_
21	woman	woman	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	18	obj	18:obj	_
22	like	like	ADP	IN	_	23	case	23:case	_
23	Jerry	Jerry	PROPN	NNP	Number=Sing	21	nmod	21:nmod:like	SpaceAfter=No
24	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	26	punct	26:punct	_
25	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	26	cc	26:cc	_
26	became	become	VERB	VBD	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin	15	conj	15:conj:and	_
27	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	28	det	28:det	_
28	republican	Republican	PROPN	NNP	Number=Sing	26	xcomp	26:xcomp	SpaceAfter=No
29	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	2	punct	2:punct	_
