Please remember: there is NO such thing.
1	Please	please	INTJ	UH	_	2	discourse	2:discourse	_
2	remember	remember	VERB	VB	Mood=Imp|VerbForm=Fin	0	root	0:root	SpaceAfter=No
3	:	:	PUNCT	:	_	2	punct	2:punct	_
4	there	there	PRON	EX	_	5	expl	5:expl	_
5	is	be	VERB	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	2	parataxis	2:parataxis	_
6	NO	no	DET	DT	_	8	det	8:det	_
7	such	such	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	8	amod	8:amod	_
8	thing	thing	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	5	nsubj	5:nsubj	SpaceAfter=No
9	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	2	punct	2:punct	_
