You NEVER get a human on the phone.
1	You	you	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs	3	nsubj	3:nsubj	_
2	NEVER	never	ADV	RB	_	3	advmod	3:advmod	_
3	get	get	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	0	root	0:root	_
4	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	5	det	5:det	_
5	human	human	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	3	obj	3:obj	_
6	on	on	ADP	IN	_	8	case	8:case	_
7	the	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	8	det	8:det	_
8	phone	phone	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	3	obl	3:obl:on	SpaceAfter=No
9	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	3	punct	3:punct	_
