If this is the best that Tucson has to offer, I am outta here...
1	If	if	SCONJ	IN	_	5	mark	5:mark	_
2	this	this	PRON	DT	Number=Sing|PronType=Dem	5	nsubj	5:nsubj	_
3	is	be	AUX	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	5	cop	5:cop	_
4	the	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	5	det	5:det	_
5	best	good	ADJ	JJS	Degree=Sup	16	advcl	10:obj|16:advcl:if	_
6	that	that	PRON	WDT	PronType=Rel	10	obj	5:ref	_
7	Tucson	Tucson	PROPN	NNP	Number=Sing	8	nsubj	8:nsubj	_
8	has	have	VERB	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	5	acl:relcl	5:acl:relcl	_
9	to	to	PART	TO	_	10	mark	10:mark	_
10	offer	offer	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	8	advcl	8:advcl:to	SpaceAfter=No
11	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	16	punct	16:punct	_
12	I	I	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs	16	nsubj	16:nsubj	_
13	am	be	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	16	cop	16:cop	_
14-15	outta	_	_	_	_	_	_	_	_
14	out	out	ADP	IN	_	16	case	16:case	_
15	ta	of	ADP	IN	Abbr=Yes	16	case	16:case	_
16	here	here	ADV	RB	PronType=Dem	0	root	0:root	SpaceAfter=No
17	...	...	PUNCT	.	_	16	punct	16:punct	_
