She puts mayonnaise on aspirin. (<- clearly the winner)
1	She	she	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs	2	nsubj	2:nsubj	_
2	puts	put	VERB	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	0	root	0:root	_
3	mayonnaise	mayonnaise	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	2	obj	2:obj	_
4	on	on	ADP	IN	_	5	case	5:case	_
5	aspirin	aspirin	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	2	obl	2:obl:on	SpaceAfter=No
6	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	2	punct	2:punct	_
7	(	(	PUNCT	-LRB-	_	11	punct	11:punct	SpaceAfter=No
8	<-	<-	SYM	NFP	_	11	discourse	11:discourse	_
9	clearly	clearly	ADV	RB	_	11	advmod	11:advmod	_
10	the	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	11	det	11:det	_
11	winner	winner	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	2	parataxis	2:parataxis	SpaceAfter=No
12	)	)	PUNCT	-RRB-	_	11	punct	11:punct	_
