I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it: I don't care about the useless pre-fabricated crap this message usually says.
1	I	I	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs	2	nsubj	2:nsubj|9:nsubj|11:nsubj:xsubj	_
2	found	find	VERB	VBD	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin	0	root	0:root	_
3	this	this	PRON	DT	Number=Sing|PronType=Dem	2	obj	2:obj	_
4	on	on	ADP	IN	_	7	case	7:case	_
5	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	7	det	7:det	_
6	bulletin	bulletin	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	7	compound	7:compound	_
7	board	board	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	2	obl	2:obl:on	_
8	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	9	cc	9:cc	_
9	decided	decide	VERB	VBD	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin	2	conj	2:conj:and	_
10	to	to	PART	TO	_	11	mark	11:mark	_
11	try	try	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	9	xcomp	9:xcomp	_
12	it	it	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs	11	obj	11:obj	SpaceAfter=No
13	:	:	PUNCT	:	_	2	punct	2:punct	_
14	I	I	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs	17	nsubj	17:nsubj	_
15-16	don't	_	_	_	_	_	_	_	_
15	do	do	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	17	aux	17:aux	_
16	n't	not	PART	RB	_	17	advmod	17:advmod	_
17	care	care	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	2	parataxis	2:parataxis	_
18	about	about	ADP	IN	_	22	case	22:case	_
19	the	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	22	det	22:det	_
20	useless	useless	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	22	amod	22:amod	_
21	pre-fabricated	pre-fabricated	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	22	amod	22:amod	_
22	crap	crap	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	17	obl	17:obl:about	_
23	this	this	DET	DT	Number=Sing|PronType=Dem	24	det	24:det	_
24	message	message	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	26	nsubj	26:nsubj	_
25	usually	usually	ADV	RB	_	26	advmod	26:advmod	_
26	says	say	VERB	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	22	acl:relcl	22:acl:relcl	SpaceAfter=No
27	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	2	punct	2:punct	_
