I have to tell you that I haven't had one and don't want one.
1	I	I	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs	2	nsubj	2:nsubj|4:nsubj:xsubj	_
2	have	have	VERB	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	0	root	0:root	_
3	to	to	PART	TO	_	4	mark	4:mark	_
4	tell	tell	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	2	xcomp	2:xcomp	_
5	you	you	PRON	PRP	Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs	4	obj	4:obj	_
6	that	that	SCONJ	IN	_	10	mark	10:mark	_
7	I	I	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs	10	nsubj	10:nsubj|15:nsubj	_
8-9	haven't	_	_	_	_	_	_	_	_
8	have	have	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	10	aux	10:aux	_
9	n't	not	PART	RB	_	10	advmod	10:advmod	_
10	had	have	VERB	VBN	Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part	4	ccomp	4:ccomp	_
11	one	one	NUM	CD	NumForm=Word|NumType=Card	10	obj	10:obj	_
12	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	15	cc	15:cc	_
13-14	don't	_	_	_	_	_	_	_	_
13	do	do	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	15	aux	15:aux	_
14	n't	not	PART	RB	_	15	advmod	15:advmod	_
15	want	want	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	10	conj	4:ccomp|10:conj:and	_
16	one	one	NUM	CD	NumForm=Word|NumType=Card	15	obj	15:obj	SpaceAfter=No
17	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	2	punct	2:punct	_
