If you're a fan of herpes, being ripped off, and child molesters, this is the garage for you.
1	If	if	SCONJ	IN	_	5	mark	5:mark	_
2-3	you're	_	_	_	_	_	_	_	_
2	you	you	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Person=2|PronType=Prs	5	nsubj	5:nsubj	_
3	're	be	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	5	cop	5:cop	_
4	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	5	det	5:det	_
5	fan	fan	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	20	advcl	20:advcl:if	_
6	of	of	ADP	IN	_	7	case	7:case	_
7	herpes	herpes	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	5	nmod	5:nmod:of	SpaceAfter=No
8	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	10	punct	10:punct	_
9	being	be	AUX	VBG	VerbForm=Ger	10	aux:pass	10:aux:pass	_
10	ripped	rip	VERB	VBN	Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part	7	conj	5:nmod:of|7:conj:and	_
11	off	off	ADP	RP	_	10	compound:prt	10:compound:prt	SpaceAfter=No
12	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	15	punct	15:punct	_
13	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	15	cc	15:cc	_
14	child	child	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	15	compound	15:compound	_
15	molesters	molester	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	7	conj	5:nmod:of|7:conj:and	SpaceAfter=No
16	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	20	punct	20:punct	_
17	this	this	PRON	DT	Number=Sing|PronType=Dem	20	nsubj	20:nsubj	_
18	is	be	AUX	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	20	cop	20:cop	_
19	the	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	20	det	20:det	_
20	garage	garage	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	0	root	0:root	_
21	for	for	ADP	IN	_	22	case	22:case	_
22	you	you	PRON	PRP	Case=Acc|Person=2|PronType=Prs	20	nmod	20:nmod:for	SpaceAfter=No
23	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	20	punct	20:punct	_
