i have tried "braining" both live and dead pinkies, and bloodying them up to get his attention, but he doesn't care.
1	i	I	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs	3	nsubj	3:nsubj|5:nsubj:xsubj|14:nsubj:xsubj	_
2	have	have	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	3	aux	3:aux	_
3	tried	try	VERB	VBN	Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part	0	root	0:root	_
4	"	"	PUNCT	``	_	5	punct	5:punct	SpaceAfter=No
5	braining	brain	VERB	VBG	VerbForm=Ger	3	xcomp	3:xcomp	SpaceAfter=No
6	"	"	PUNCT	''	_	5	punct	5:punct	_
7	both	both	CCONJ	CC	_	8	cc:preconj	8:cc:preconj	_
8	live	live	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	11	amod	11:amod	_
9	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	10	cc	10:cc	_
10	dead	dead	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	8	conj	8:conj:and|11:amod	_
11	pinkies	pinkie	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	5	obj	5:obj|18:nsubj:xsubj	SpaceAfter=No
12	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	14	punct	14:punct	_
13	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	14	cc	14:cc	_
14	bloodying	bloody	VERB	VBG	VerbForm=Ger	5	conj	3:xcomp|5:conj:and	_
15	them	they	PRON	PRP	Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs	14	obj	14:obj	_
16	up	up	ADP	RP	_	14	compound:prt	14:compound:prt	_
17	to	to	PART	TO	_	18	mark	18:mark	_
18	get	get	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	5	xcomp	5:xcomp|14:xcomp	_
19	his	his	PRON	PRP$	Case=Gen|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs	20	nmod:poss	20:nmod:poss	_
20	attention	attention	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	18	obj	18:obj	SpaceAfter=No
21	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	26	punct	26:punct	_
22	but	but	CCONJ	CC	_	26	cc	26:cc	_
23	he	he	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs	26	nsubj	26:nsubj	_
24-25	doesn't	_	_	_	_	_	_	_	_
24	does	do	AUX	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	26	aux	26:aux	_
25	n't	not	PART	RB	_	26	advmod	26:advmod	_
26	care	care	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	3	conj	3:conj:but	SpaceAfter=No
27	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	3	punct	3:punct	_
