OK, now that I've got your attention - I really am offering free lunch!
1	OK	ok	INTJ	UH	_	14	discourse	14:discourse	SpaceAfter=No
2	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	14	punct	14:punct	_
3	now	now	ADV	RB	_	14	advmod	14:advmod	_
4	that	that	SCONJ	IN	_	7	mark	7:mark	_
5-6	I've	_	_	_	_	_	_	_	_
5	I	I	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs	7	nsubj	7:nsubj	_
6	've	have	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	7	aux	7:aux	_
7	got	get	VERB	VBN	Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part	3	ccomp	3:ccomp	_
8	your	your	PRON	PRP$	Case=Gen|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs	9	nmod:poss	9:nmod:poss	_
9	attention	attention	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	7	obj	7:obj	_
10	-	-	PUNCT	,	_	14	punct	14:punct	_
11	I	I	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs	14	nsubj	14:nsubj	_
12	really	really	ADV	RB	_	14	advmod	14:advmod	_
13	am	be	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	14	aux	14:aux	_
14	offering	offer	VERB	VBG	Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part	0	root	0:root	_
15	free	free	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	16	amod	16:amod	_
16	lunch	lunch	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	14	obj	14:obj	SpaceAfter=No
17	!	!	PUNCT	.	_	14	punct	14:punct	_
