It took them nearly two months to complete a simple task, and countless calls from my part due to their lack of response and passion (not that it's a requirement for the job, but it helps to at least pretend to be helpful).
1	It	it	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs	2	expl	2:expl	_
2	took	take	VERB	VBD	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin	0	root	0:root	_
3	them	they	PRON	PRP	Case=Acc|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs	2	iobj	2:iobj	_
4	nearly	nearly	ADV	RB	_	5	advmod	5:advmod	_
5	two	two	NUM	CD	NumForm=Word|NumType=Card	6	nummod	6:nummod	_
6	months	month	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	2	obj	2:obj	_
7	to	to	PART	TO	_	8	mark	8:mark	_
8	complete	complete	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	2	csubj	2:csubj	_
9	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	11	det	11:det	_
10	simple	simple	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	11	amod	11:amod	_
11	task	task	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	8	obj	8:obj	SpaceAfter=No
12	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	15	punct	15:punct	_
13	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	15	cc	15:cc	_
14	countless	countless	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	15	amod	15:amod	_
15	calls	call	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	6	conj	2:obj|6:conj:and	_
16	from	from	ADP	IN	_	18	case	18:case	_
17	my	my	PRON	PRP$	Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs	18	nmod:poss	18:nmod:poss	_
18	part	part	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	15	nmod	15:nmod:from	_
19	due	due	ADP	IN	_	22	case	22:case	_
20	to	to	ADP	IN	_	19	fixed	19:fixed	_
21	their	their	PRON	PRP$	Case=Gen|Number=Plur|Person=3|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs	22	nmod:poss	22:nmod:poss	_
22	lack	lack	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	15	nmod	15:nmod:due_to	_
23	of	of	ADP	IN	_	24	case	24:case	_
24	response	response	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	22	nmod	22:nmod:of	_
25	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	26	cc	26:cc	_
26	passion	passion	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	24	conj	22:nmod:of|24:conj:and	_
27	(	(	PUNCT	-LRB-	_	33	punct	33:punct	SpaceAfter=No
28	not	not	PART	RB	_	33	advmod	33:advmod	_
29	that	that	SCONJ	IN	_	33	mark	33:mark	_
30-31	it's	_	_	_	_	_	_	_	_
30	it	it	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs	33	nsubj	33:nsubj	_
31	's	be	AUX	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	33	cop	33:cop	_
32	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	33	det	33:det	_
33	requirement	requirement	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	2	parataxis	2:parataxis	_
34	for	for	ADP	IN	_	36	case	36:case	_
35	the	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	36	det	36:det	_
36	job	job	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	33	nmod	33:nmod:for	SpaceAfter=No
37	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	40	punct	40:punct	_
38	but	but	CCONJ	CC	_	40	cc	40:cc	_
39	it	it	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs	40	expl	40:expl	_
40	helps	help	VERB	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	33	conj	33:conj:but	_
41	to	to	PART	TO	_	44	mark	44:mark	_
42	at	at	ADP	IN	ExtPos=ADV	44	advmod	44:advmod	_
43	least	least	ADJ	JJS	Degree=Sup	42	fixed	42:fixed	_
44	pretend	pretend	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	40	csubj	40:csubj	_
45	to	to	PART	TO	_	47	mark	47:mark	_
46	be	be	AUX	VB	VerbForm=Inf	47	cop	47:cop	_
47	helpful	helpful	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	44	xcomp	44:xcomp	SpaceAfter=No
48	)	)	PUNCT	-RRB-	_	33	punct	33:punct	SpaceAfter=No
49	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	2	punct	2:punct	_
