'This item seen <a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2008-05-05_J_24.jpg" target="_blank">here</a> is definitely not a university-approved dorm fixture'
a flamethrower
PLEASE DON'T SET THE DORM ON FIRE: This item seen here is definitely not a university-approved dorm fixture
This item seen here is definitely not a university-approved dorm fixture
This item seen here is definitely not a university-approved dorm fixture
PLEASE DON'T SET THE DORM ON FIRE
a flamethrower
PLEASE DON'T SET THE DORM ON FIRE