<s>[INST] General formula for a diagonal parabola. What is the general formula for a diagonal parabola facing a given direction with a given vertex (x,y)?
 [/INST] The general equation is 
$$
y' = mx'^2
$$
where $y'$ and $x'$ are coordinates of a point in a rotated and transalted coordinate system. The good news is that if you're willing to write a point $(x, y)$ as a vector $v = \begin{bmatrix}x \\ y \\ 1\end{bmatrix}$, then the equation of a general parabola is just
$$
v^t M v = 0
$$
where $M$ is the matrix
$$
\frac{1}{2}
\begin{bmatrix}
2d & 0 & 0\\
0 & 0 & 1\\
0 & 1 & 0\\
\end{bmatrix}
$$
The case $d = 1$ corresponds to $y = -x^2$. $d = 2$ corresponds to $y = -(2x)^2$ etc. I went with $ y = -x^2$ to put fewer negative signs in the matrix, and hence give me some hope of getting things right. If you want $y = x^2$ instead, simply rotate by 180 degrees in the formula below (i.e., replace $t$ by $t + 180^\circ$. 
If you want to rotate solutions to that equation by an angle $t$ (easier to type than $\theta$), you let
$$
R = \begin{bmatrix}
\cos t & -\sin t & 0\\
\sin t & \cos t & 0\\
0 & 0 & 1\\
\end{bmatrix}
$$
and use the equation 
$$
v^t R^t M R v = 0
$$
This will have, as its solutions, the same parabola rotated by angle $t$ clockwise. 
Writing $c$ for $\cos t$ and $s$ for $\sin t$, this becomes
$$
\frac{1}{2}
\begin{bmatrix}x & y& 1\end{bmatrix}
\begin{bmatrix}
c & s & 0\\
-s & c & 0\\
0 & 0 & 1\\
\end{bmatrix}
\begin{bmatrix}
2d & 0 & 0\\
0 & 0 & 1\\
0 & 1 & 0\\
\end{bmatrix}
\begin{bmatrix}
c & -s & 0\\
s & c & 0\\
0 & 0 & 1\\
\end{bmatrix}
\begin{bmatrix}x \\ y\\ 1\end{bmatrix} = 0.
$$
Multiplying through by $2$, and doing some matrix multiplies, this becomes
$$
\begin{bmatrix}x & y& 1\end{bmatrix}
\begin{bmatrix}
c & s & 0\\
-s & c & 0\\
0 & 0 & 1\\
\end{bmatrix}
\begin{bmatrix}
2dc & -2ds & 0\\
0 & 0 & 1\\
s & c & 0\\
\end{bmatrix}
\begin{bmatrix}x \\ y\\ 1\end{bmatrix} = 0.
$$
and then
$$
\begin{bmatrix}x & y& 1\end{bmatrix}
\begin{bmatrix}
2dc^2 & -2dcs & s\\
-2dcs & 2ds^2 & c\\
s & c & 0\\
\end{bmatrix}
\begin{bmatrix}x \\ y\\ 1\end{bmatrix} = 0.
$$
Written out without matrices, that's
$$
2dc^2 x^2 - 4dcs xy + 2ds^2 y^2 +2sx + 2cy = 0
$$
and you can substitute in $\cos t$ for $c$ and $\sin t$ for $s$. 
To translate that to have its "vertex" at a point $(a, b)$, you could do a similar matrix trick, or something far simpler:
$$
2dc^2 (x-a)^2 - 4dcs (x-a)(y-b) + 2ds^2 (y-b)^2 + 2s(x-a) + 2c(y-b) = 0
$$
And that's your answer. Dividing  by 2 makes it a little prettier:
$$
dc^2 (x-a)^2 - 2dcs (x-a)(y-b) + ds^2 (y-b)^2 + s(x-a) + c(y-b) = 0.
$$
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