OJ Porteria OJ Porteria Jose Elmer "OJ" Porteria (born May 9, 1994) is a Filipino footballer who plays as a winger or attacking midfielder for Philippines Football League club Ceres–Negros. A product of the D.C. United Academy, he moved to the Philippines where he played for Kaya. He is a member of the Philippines national team, as well as the Philippines under-22 and under-23 teams. Porteria started playing football at the age of four after his older brother had taught him and eventually joined his first ever club, The Fireballs. At the age of six, he joined a travel club called Team
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