Hamish Simpson Hamish Simpson Hamish Crampton Simpson (born 17 January 1976) is a former Australian rules footballer who played with Geelong in the Australian Football League (AFL). Simpson, a defender, is from Queensland originally, playing his early football at Kedron Grange. The next part of his career was spent in South Australia, where he played for South Australian National Football League (SANFL) club Woodville-West Torrens. Simpson came to Geelong via the 1996 AFL Draft and made his first appearances in the 1998 AFL season. After eight games that year, Simpson played another nine in 1999, including each of the last eight rounds.
O. J. Simpson stupid, I'm not a Simpson named Bart." In one episode, Simpson is at a used car lot in Las Vegas where he attempts to sell his white Bronco (made famous during the chase in Los Angeles prior to his arrest). A bullet hole in the front of the SUV is circled with his autograph, and he pitches it to a prospective buyer by saying that if they "ever get into some trouble and have to get away, it has escapability." In another sketch called "B-I-N-G-O.J.", Simpson pretends to be having an affair with another man's girlfriend. Later he transforms into