The Bradshaws because they keep looking at each other). Michael is based on a school friend of Buzz Hawkins (who was also called Michael Morris). Betty Morris is the mother of Michael Morris. She is having an affair with the coal man (although Audrey refuses to believe this). Betty and Audrey often love to go out for a game of housey housey (bingo). Mr Morris is the Father of Michael Morris (although Michael's real father is the Coalman), Mr Morris is tight-fisted and bald, he has stolen Alf's tools several times. Uncle Walter is Audrey's Uncle, he got a Gunshot to a
SS Keno was commanded. In this configuration, the "Keno" gross tonnage was 553.17 tons. Motive power for the vessel was provided by a single, wood fired, locomotive-style boiler, that fed steam to two high pressure, single-cylinder, double acting steam engines, mounted longitudinally. These in turn drove the rear paddlewheel by cranks mounted at either end of its axle. When fully laden the "Keno" could haul loaded aboard, and was capable of pushing a barge laden with a further . In addition to her freight capacity, the SS "Keno" was licensed to carry up to 78 passengers, with sleeping accommodation for between 32