William Walton (painter) the candlesticks, satin backgrounds, and wooden cross brought for the lying-in-repose by Gawler's Funeral Home, and accepted just two prie-dieu (wooden desks at which people could kneel and pray). Walton also rejected silver candlesticks from the Cathedral of St. Matthew the Apostle, but accepted two wooden ones from Saint Stephen Martyr Catholic Church. A large silver crucifix with a golden Christ from St. Matthew's was rejected by Walton in favor of a black Benedictine crucifix with a realistic, wooden Christ owned by Shriver. Walton also ordered the storm door at the entrance to the White House beneath the North Portico
Like a Boss a gun only to back out in fear, vomiting on Deborah's desk, jumping out of a window, "suck[ing] a dude's dick", purchasing cocaine, crashing his car,"suck[ing] his own dick," eating chicken strips, castrating himself, blacking out in a sewer, meeting a giant fish which he evidently "fucks its brains out", turning into a jet, "bombing the Russians", crashing into the sun, and finally dying. Everything described is done "like a boss." It ends with the reviewer trying to confirm some of the more bizarre events with Samberg, who confirms that he does daily chop off his testicles and die, but