Pollution (The Goodies) Lawn mowers are in fashion as transport — also in fashion are tiny garden ornaments and scarecrows which are made especially for wearing in people's hair. Birds also profit by being able to build nests in the hair. Although all seems to be , the Goodies find that there is an unexpected drawback to their environmental solution to the problem. Pollution (The Goodies) "Pollution" is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series "The Goodies". This episode is also known as "The Ministry of Pollution". Written by The Goodies, with songs and music by Bill Oddie. Tim, Graeme and
Graeme Garden contributed to several books from the series including guides to the game Mornington Crescent. Garden wrote for and appeared with Barry Cryer and Alison Steadman in the 1989 BBC radio comedy sketch show "The Long Hot Satsuma". In 2001 and 2002, Garden wrote for and appeared in the BBC radio comedy sketch show "The Right Time", along with Eleanor Bron, Paula Wilcox, Clive Swift, Roger Blake and Neil Innes. He was also script editor for "The Hudson and Pepperdine Show". Garden is chair of the spoof radio game show "Beat the Kids". He has also appeared on the UK version