Black and White Beauty Black and White Beauty "Black and White Beauty" is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series "The Goodies". Written by The Goodies, with songs and music by Bill Oddie. Graeme has set up a home for old pets, where he is extremely cruel towards them — using hamsters as tissues, pillow stuffing and stuffing dogs with turkey stuffing (that's still in the box) even freezing all the animals to keep them fresh. Tim and Bill were disappointed in Graeme for deceiving the pet owners but then he reveals the pet owners are rich people so Tim and Bill
Graeme Garden rejoined the cast upon his return to his medical studies in London. On several occasions his medical qualifications are lampooned; in the 25th Anniversary Show, David Hatch asks him if he is still a writer. Garden: "Here's something I wrote this morning". Hatch: "It's a prescription". "Yes," says Garden, "but it's a funny one..." Garden is a permanent panellist on the long-running BBC Radio improvisation show "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" in a cast which includes Tim Brooke-Taylor. He also stars in and co-writes, with Barry Cryer, "You'll Have Had Your Tea", a direct spin-off of ISIHAC, and has