Pollution (The Goodies) Lawn mowers are in fashion as transport — also in fashion are tiny garden ornaments and scarecrows which are made especially for wearing in people's hair. Birds also profit by being able to build nests in the hair. Although all seems to be , the Goodies find that there is an unexpected drawback to their environmental solution to the problem. Pollution (The Goodies) "Pollution" is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series "The Goodies". This episode is also known as "The Ministry of Pollution". Written by The Goodies, with songs and music by Bill Oddie. Tim, Graeme and
I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue who has worked on the show since 1992. "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" developed from the long-running radio sketch show "I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again", the writers of which were John Cleese, Jo Kendall, David Hatch, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor and especially Graeme Garden who suggested the idea of an unscripted show which, it was decided, would take the form of a parody panel game. A panel game with no competition was not itself a new idea: the BBC had a history of successful quiz shows designed to allow witty celebrities to entertain where winning was not important.