Mary from the Dairy Mary from the Dairy Mary From the Dairy is a comic song made famous by British comedian Max Miller, The Cheeky Chappie, in the 1930s and 1940s. With words by Max Miller, Sam Kern & James Walsh and music by Sam Kern, it became Miller's signature tune, played by the orchestra when he walked on stage. It was a mildly risqué song about Max Miller falling for Mary from the dairy and includes the lines "I don't do things by halves / I'll let you see my calves / and they're not the same shaped calves as Nellie Dean's." Sam
Cheeky Weekly letter pages. Any reader who had their letter printed received £2 and a "Friend of Cheeky" badge. The "Joke-Box Jury" page gave the readers a chance to send in jokes, with a prize of £2 if their joke was published. For the first "Whoopee!" merged issue, "Cheeky" had the middle 16 pages (half the comic). Cheeky himself had 4 pages. "Six Million Dollar Gran", renamed "Robot Granny" had 2 pages. "Calculator Kid" had 1 page. "Stage School" also had 2 pages. "Paddywack" had half a page. The letters page was renamed "Whoopee Chit-Chat" and usually occupied one and a half