Mary from the Dairy Mary from the Dairy Mary From the Dairy is a comic song made famous by British comedian Max Miller, The Cheeky Chappie, in the 1930s and 1940s. With words by Max Miller, Sam Kern & James Walsh and music by Sam Kern, it became Miller's signature tune, played by the orchestra when he walked on stage. It was a mildly risqué song about Max Miller falling for Mary from the dairy and includes the lines "I don't do things by halves / I'll let you see my calves / and they're not the same shaped calves as Nellie Dean's." Sam
Cheeky Weekly pages (the prize was £2 plus a Whoopee! logo'd T-shirt. "Mustapha Million" had 2 pages, though in 1981 many of these were reprints. On the 16 February 1980 issue a brand new single page comic strip "Chip" began. The other pages had advertising. The last issue of "Whoopee!" to feature the "Cheeky" logo on the cover was dated 25 July 1981. The "Whoopee!" dated 5 September 1981 was the last to feature a 4-page "Cheeky" story and hereafter the Cheeky's comic strips were distributed throughout the comic (rather than the 16 central pages). Cheeky Weekly Cheeky Weekly was a British