Mary from the Dairy Mary from the Dairy Mary From the Dairy is a comic song made famous by British comedian Max Miller, The Cheeky Chappie, in the 1930s and 1940s. With words by Max Miller, Sam Kern & James Walsh and music by Sam Kern, it became Miller's signature tune, played by the orchestra when he walked on stage. It was a mildly risqué song about Max Miller falling for Mary from the dairy and includes the lines "I don't do things by halves / I'll let you see my calves / and they're not the same shaped calves as Nellie Dean's." Sam
Jay Foreman (comedian) Met Sooty". Jay Foreman (comedian) Jay Foreman (born 4 October 1984) is an English comedy singer-songwriter. He has performed four critically acclaimed sold-out shows at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, which include "Disgusting Songs For Revolting Children (And Other Funny Stories)", "No More Colours" and "Mixtape". Jay Foreman was born to a Jewish family in Stanmore, North London. His brother is Darren Foreman (better known as Beardyman), a British beatboxer, multivocalist, musician and comedian, with whom he sometimes collaborates onstage. From 1996 to 2003, Foreman was educated at Queen Elizabeth's School, a state grammar school for boys in Chipping Barnet (often