Mary from the Dairy Mary from the Dairy Mary From the Dairy is a comic song made famous by British comedian Max Miller, The Cheeky Chappie, in the 1930s and 1940s. With words by Max Miller, Sam Kern & James Walsh and music by Sam Kern, it became Miller's signature tune, played by the orchestra when he walked on stage. It was a mildly risqué song about Max Miller falling for Mary from the dairy and includes the lines "I don't do things by halves / I'll let you see my calves / and they're not the same shaped calves as Nellie Dean's." Sam
Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) chart at all in either Canada or the United States. The single sold over a million copies. Despite its success, the song was voted the worst pop record of all time in a Channel 4 poll, in January 2004. Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" is a 2002 single by "" contestants The Cheeky Girls. The song was released on 2 December 2002, while the show was still running, and was later included on their debut album "PartyTime". It spent four non-consecutive weeks at number two in the UK Singles Chart in December 2002 and January