Mary from the Dairy Mary from the Dairy Mary From the Dairy is a comic song made famous by British comedian Max Miller, The Cheeky Chappie, in the 1930s and 1940s. With words by Max Miller, Sam Kern & James Walsh and music by Sam Kern, it became Miller's signature tune, played by the orchestra when he walked on stage. It was a mildly risqué song about Max Miller falling for Mary from the dairy and includes the lines "I don't do things by halves / I'll let you see my calves / and they're not the same shaped calves as Nellie Dean's." Sam
Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" is a 2002 single by "" contestants The Cheeky Girls. The song was released on 2 December 2002, while the show was still running, and was later included on their debut album "PartyTime". It spent four non-consecutive weeks at number two in the UK Singles Chart in December 2002 and January 2003. The song was also successful in the Netherlands, Belgium (Flanders) and Japan where it hit the top ten; however, it was less successful in Australia where it entered the chart at a peak of 59, and did not