Mary from the Dairy Mary from the Dairy Mary From the Dairy is a comic song made famous by British comedian Max Miller, The Cheeky Chappie, in the 1930s and 1940s. With words by Max Miller, Sam Kern & James Walsh and music by Sam Kern, it became Miller's signature tune, played by the orchestra when he walked on stage. It was a mildly risqué song about Max Miller falling for Mary from the dairy and includes the lines "I don't do things by halves / I'll let you see my calves / and they're not the same shaped calves as Nellie Dean's." Sam
Matt Morgan (comedian) Matt Morgan (comedian) Matthew "Matt" Morgan is a British comedian, actor, writer, DJ and radio presenter. He is best known for his work with Russell Brand, with whom he shared numerous writing credits, as well as co-hosting "The Russell Brand Show" on BBC Radio 2, BBC 6 Music and Radio X. Morgan met Russell Brand when he was working as an intern on MTV. He first joined with Brand after the presenter told him he had which was "good" and "commissioned", and that Morgan should work on it with him; Morgan later joked that neither of those things turned out