Sick (The Young Ones) long about the cycle of plant life, and later buries him in special, grow-anything compost. Neil subsequently re-grows as three separate Neils. Meanwhile, Rick is being taunted by his own conscience for killing Neil while he slept in his bed and has a nightmare about being on trial by judge Mike and prosecutor Vyvyan, who suggests they decide to hang Rick, when girls shows up and wishes that the "People's Poet" will not die. But first, the girls are going to strip naked for Rick. Rick's conscience wakes him up for having a wet dream when he is supposed to
Bambi (The Young Ones) the machines. Feeling discouraged, they all agree to remain dirty. Suddenly, Neil remembers that he and the other housemates are due to appear on "University Challenge" that very evening to represent Scumbag College. The group's hectic rush to catch the train (while Motörhead plays "Ace of Spades" in their living room) leads to an unsuccessful cross-country train ride, complete with last-ditch "swotting" from Neil and hissy fits from Rick. Vyvyan claims to have done his homework properly, and tries to show off by having Neil ask him questions from the literature he used, a hefty tome entitled "The Daily Mirror