Time (The Young Ones) Vyvyan yelling at the Sunday bellringers to be quiet. Rick wakes up next to a young but unknown female, fully clothed. His initial shock and confusion (he has no memory of how she got there) is tempered by his realisation that he can boast about a sexual conquest to the others. His housemates are doubtful and have various reactions, Vyvyan is disgusted by the very idea and is also jealous. Neil wants details which rick barely manages to make up. Mike is offended as "he's supposed to be the one who gets the girls"and makes an attempt to seduce the
Sick (The Young Ones) in a street riot, also sucking in musical act, Madness, during the performance of their song, "Our House" (who in unsurprising Madness humour, launch the attacks on each other). Brian Damage Balowski escapes from his police guard after they are called in to deal with the trouble, and takes the quartet hostage. Usefully, Brian Damage eventually cures Neil's sneezing with a timely headbutt. Just as the four's doom seems sealed, Neil reveals that his parents had arranged to come for tea within a few minutes. A major clean-up operation - with Brian Damage doing his bit, helpfully polishing his shotgun