Time (The Young Ones) Vyvyan yelling at the Sunday bellringers to be quiet. Rick wakes up next to a young but unknown female, fully clothed. His initial shock and confusion (he has no memory of how she got there) is tempered by his realisation that he can boast about a sexual conquest to the others. His housemates are doubtful and have various reactions, Vyvyan is disgusted by the very idea and is also jealous. Neil wants details which rick barely manages to make up. Mike is offended as "he's supposed to be the one who gets the girls"and makes an attempt to seduce the
Bambi (The Young Ones) the machines. Feeling discouraged, they all agree to remain dirty. Suddenly, Neil remembers that he and the other housemates are due to appear on "University Challenge" that very evening to represent Scumbag College. The group's hectic rush to catch the train (while Motörhead plays "Ace of Spades" in their living room) leads to an unsuccessful cross-country train ride, complete with last-ditch "swotting" from Neil and hissy fits from Rick. Vyvyan claims to have done his homework properly, and tries to show off by having Neil ask him questions from the literature he used, a hefty tome entitled "The Daily Mirror