"Professor, what's happened?" - "Guys, my orange was trying to seize the world with his black... moustache!" - "You're crazy, right?" - "Right."
"Profesor, ¿qué ha pasado?" - "Chicos, mi naranja estaba tratando de apoderarse del mundo con su negro ... bigote!" - "Estás loco, ¿verdad?" - "Correcto."