Stop it! I hold in my hand a letter from my brother Doublehelix, the renowned warrior. The famous hero of the Battle of Gergovia, who fought side by side with the great Vercingetorix.
Mi havas enmane la leteron, senditan de mia frato Okeaniks, grandfama militisto, eminenta heroo de Gergovia batalo, amiko kaj kunmilitinto de nia estro, granda Vercingetoriks...