(That's a lot of baby Jeffs). According to the 1963 U.S. Social Security Administration data, the name Jeff ranks #28 in popularity as a baby boy's name in Idaho. Imagine that, 51 babies in Idaho have the same name as you in 1963. Across the entire United States a total of 8,111 babies also bear the same first name during the same year.
Granny Smiths that are ripe have mostly converted their starches into sugars. Farmers cut an apple in half and spray it with the solution. If the inside of the apple remains white with only a thin black line near the outside flesh, then it is ripe. If the apple turns mostly black inside, it is not ready to harvest.
Sugar comes from the bottom of the fruit (butt), where it migrates to the top as it ripens. The butt of the pineapple is where it should be most fragrant, so put your nose there (not on the crown). If it smells sweet, like pineapple juice, it is ripe. If you smell nothing, that means there is insufficient sugar and the fruit will not be sweet (i.e., it has been harvested too early). Pineapples ripen very little after they have been harvested, so you don't want to pick one that is underripe, hoping and praying it will get ripe later. It won't.