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The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, (not always, see examples below) and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl, in anger. There's three different known types of The Johnson.
Top Definition. Shuff. A noun derived from combining the words shit and stuff, used to describe an item bought by a man (stuff) for a woman that normally would be something a woman would buy (shit). Based on the widely accepted notion that men buy things with useful properties, referred to as stuff.