No one had me do anything. THAT would be weird. A pap is uncomfortable. A vag ultrasound is nothing. Not uncomfortable and the view will be better than a regular ultrasound.
A duck will usually lay one egg either every day or every other day.
Also, bed bugs are great at multiplying. Female bed bugs can lay up to 5 eggs in a single day and can lay up to 500 eggs during a lifetime. Perhaps your area of the country does not have a problem with bed bugs yet, but this epidemic is spreading.