There's a catalog of Hokie merchandise we get a few times a year, I think from the bookstore that has pieces that can be used to decorate gardens, as door stops, and as desk items. But they're about $100+ depending on size and engraving.
Saltpeter is the common name used for several different chemical compounds, specifically for potassium nitrate and sodium nitrate. Potassium nitrate is commonly used in gunpowder, and sodium nitrate is found in fertilizers and explosives.
The most popular use of Epsom salt is to soak sore and aching feet in warm water. This seems to be very safe for most people, but the reality is that Epsom salt and diabetes is actually at its worst combination in this situation.