12) That, and the fact that you only have to carry your own weight. 13) I express it as a philosophical agreement that can carry its own weight. 14) I can cook great food, clean the house and carry my own weight. 15) It's a challenge not having military babysitting me anymore but carry my own weight.
What you should tip: $125/hr (or 30% minimum) Get a therapist... or find a bartender that takes your insurance, Karl jokes... kind of. If the bar's dead and you've been venting for hours like the person in front of you is paid to help you confront your mommy issues and not to pour your Scotch, pony up.
Decide in advance how you want to handle tipping of the valets. If you allow the valets to keep their own tips, figure most drivers tip $1 or $2 per car. As an alternative, pay the valets a little more than you would have otherwise and instruct them to decline all tips.