12) That, and the fact that you only have to carry your own weight. 13) I express it as a philosophical agreement that can carry its own weight. 14) I can cook great food, clean the house and carry my own weight. 15) It's a challenge not having military babysitting me anymore but carry my own weight.
What you should tip: $125/hr (or 30% minimum) Get a therapist... or find a bartender that takes your insurance, Karl jokes... kind of. If the bar's dead and you've been venting for hours like the person in front of you is paid to help you confront your mommy issues and not to pour your Scotch, pony up.
The normal standard for tipping waitress is 15% for normal service and around 20% for very good service. Just to clarify by example, if you spend $fd100 on food, you should at least tip $15 or more. Just do not give a common tip like $5 for whatever you bill for food.