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There are 64 calories in 1 fluid ounce of Vodka (90 Proof). Calorie breakdown: 0% fat, 0% carbs, 100% protein.
The average white wine only has about 3 carbs for the  same amount. Assuming you're not drinking wine by the pint it  clearly beats beer in the carb department.    Mixed drinks can be about the same. Gin & tonic or vodka  cranberry have about six or seven carbs per 12 ounces. Margaritas  are very bad: they might have about 15 carbs.