As a VERY rough guide, you have attack damage, critical strike, attack speed and armor penetration for AD champions, ability power, cooldown reduction and magic penetration for AP champions and health and armor/magic resistance for tanks.
Babylon, behold thy idol! Pastafarianism, not to be confused with Pastafarian - an interacial half italian, half jamaican person, is the more common name for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is a religion whose followers believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism (a portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian), a social movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching of intelligent design and creationism in public schools.