As a VERY rough guide, you have attack damage, critical strike, attack speed and armor penetration for AD champions, ability power, cooldown reduction and magic penetration for AP champions and health and armor/magic resistance for tanks.
Babylon, behold thy idol! Pastafarianism, not to be confused with Pastafarian - an interacial half italian, half jamaican person, is the more common name for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is a religion whose followers believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe.
Pasta or Spaghetti Measure. A kitchen tool designed to accurately gauge the amount of uncooked pasta that will be needed for serving from 1 to 4 portions of pasta. The overall shape of the Measure varies slightly but typically it is flat with 4 round openings spaced evenly over the surface. Strand pastas such as spaghetti, spaghetinni, capellini, fedelini, or vermicelli are inserted into one of the four openings so the amount of each portion in ounces to be served can be measured.