No worries! It can take up to 24 hours for an egg to be fertilized. From there the embryo needs about a week to work from the ovary through the fallopian tube and get to the uterus.
The term thagomizer was coined by Gary Larson in humor, in a 1982 Far Side comic, in which a group of cavemen in a faux-modern lecture hall are taught by their caveman professor that the spikes on a stegosaur's tail are so named after the late Thag Simmons.
The term, coined in the 1980s by ecologist Eugene F. Stoermer, takes its prefix from the Ancient Greek word for human because its proponents believe the influence of humanity on the Earth's atmosphere and crust in the last few centuries is so significant as to constitute a new geological epoch.