When my dad was a 12-year-old kid in Red Bluff, California, circa 1928, part of the extended family was a man he knew as Uncle Jack Cotney. That they knew of, or he'd admit to, Uncle Jack had survived some 25 stand-up gunfights in his life.
Green tea is a fat burner that does speed up the metabolism, as far as energy drinks however they really speed up the heart not your metabolism. If you're looking for something that will speed up your metabolism there are better choices for that. Good Luck, Casey.
Once alcohol is in the bloodstream, it can only be eliminated by the enzyme alcohol dehydrogenase, sweat, urine, and breath. Drinking water and sleeping will not speed up the process. Coffee, energy drinks, and a cold shower will not sober you up faster. These might make you feel more awake, but caffeine and cold showers will not pull alcohol out of the blood - and thus will not lower your BAC level.