This page provides all possible meanings and translations of the word mutual masturbation. mutual masturbation(Noun) A sexual activity in which two or more persons simultaneously masturbate themselves, usually while observing or otherwise communicating with one another. mutual masturbation(Noun)
'The Bachelor' Finale: Ben Higgins Is Engaged to Lauren Bushnell. Bachelor star Ben Higgins is engaged to Lauren Bushnell. The reality TV star popped the question in the season finale of the ABC show. Prior to asking for her hand in marriage, he called her father to get his blessing. Lauren, I never want to say goodbye to you. I want to wake up every morning and kiss you on the face, he told her.
Andy Cohen Wants Anderson Cooper to Be His Boyfriend. I finally pried last week's copy of the National Enquirer from Maureen O'Connor's cold dead hands and found this funny article that says Bravo honcho and America's gayest homosexual Andy Cohen wants to get gay married to Anderson Cooper, America's least eligible gay bachelor. Oh, sweet love!