Satchmo. While some slore is giving you a rusty trombone you fart into her mouth causing her cheeks to blow up big making her look like Satchmo. Bitch was giving me a pedestrian rusty trombone so I turned her into Satchmo. by Ken Melloy February 29, 2008.
Driving distance from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam. The total driving distance from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam is 33 miles or 53 kilometers. Your trip begins in Las Vegas, Nevada. It ends in Hoover Dam, Nevada. If you are planning a road trip, you might also want to calculate the total driving time from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam so you can see when you'll arrive at your destination.
Re: How far is Hoover Dam from Vegas? Nov 29, 2011, 10:17 PM. It's generally 35-45 minutes to Hoover Dam from Las Vegas, but can take more time if traffic is heavy. ...is it worth the trip? - If YOU are interested in seeing Hoover Dam, then it will be 'worth it' to YOU to make the trip. Here's a link to the Dam to help you decide: