Satchmo. While some slore is giving you a rusty trombone you fart into her mouth causing her cheeks to blow up big making her look like Satchmo. Bitch was giving me a pedestrian rusty trombone so I turned her into Satchmo. by Ken Melloy February 29, 2008.
Driving distance from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam. The total driving distance from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam is 33 miles or 53 kilometers. Your trip begins in Las Vegas, Nevada. It ends in Hoover Dam, Nevada. If you are planning a road trip, you might also want to calculate the total driving time from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam so you can see when you'll arrive at your destination.
The Hoover Dam From The Colorado River. This giant stack of concrete in the middle of the desert is very impressive and it deserves a day trip even if you decide not to visit the Grand Canyon. The Hoover Dam is about a 30 minute drive from the Las Vegas strip and offers tours and sightseeing opportunities.