Satchmo. While some slore is giving you a rusty trombone you fart into her mouth causing her cheeks to blow up big making her look like Satchmo. Bitch was giving me a pedestrian rusty trombone so I turned her into Satchmo. by Ken Melloy February 29, 2008.
Driving distance from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam. The total driving distance from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam is 33 miles or 53 kilometers. Your trip begins in Las Vegas, Nevada. It ends in Hoover Dam, Nevada. If you are planning a road trip, you might also want to calculate the total driving time from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam so you can see when you'll arrive at your destination.
Distance from Las Vegas to Hoover Dam. Hoover Dam is located approximately 34 miles (54.4 km) southeast of Las Vegas on the Nevada-Arizona border. Driving from Las Vegas strip to Hoover Dam. The Hoover Dam is about a 45 minute drive from the Las Vegas strip. To get there from the Vegas strip, drive east on Flamingo Road or Tropicana Avenue to U.S. 515 South, which automatically turns into US Highway I-93 South. Continue on US Highway 93 South for about 20 miles to Boulder City.