A diet is someone's general intake of food. People still have a diet even when they're not on a diet. A diet also is something that takes place over one's entire life, not just the five weeks before one's wedding day or class reunion.
Definitions for blumpkin. Here are all the possible meanings and translations of the word blumpkin. Wiktionary(5.00 / 1 vote)Rate this definition: blumpkin(Noun) The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating in a toilet.
The Gherkin is a humble man of Irish descent. A Gherkin is typically a portly fellow, short in stature and quick to anger, yet hankers to jest and rebuke. Commonly recognised for his fondness for a frigid brew whilst whetting his appetite for the titillating indulgence that is sports.