A diet is someone's general intake of food. People still have a diet even when they're not on a diet. A diet also is something that takes place over one's entire life, not just the five weeks before one's wedding day or class reunion.
Definitions for blumpkin. Here are all the possible meanings and translations of the word blumpkin. Wiktionary(5.00 / 1 vote)Rate this definition: blumpkin(Noun) The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating in a toilet.
Most might recall that one of the witches in Shakespeare's Macbeth calls her cat Grimalkin, (Gri meaning 'grey'; and malkin meaning 'cat' but also meaning promiscuous or eccentric woman) ; an actual case from a witch trial concerns a cat called Pyewackett.