Step 1: Inflate 260, 3 pumps. Step 2: Tie ends of inflated portion of the 260 together. Step 3: Inflate the 5 round, 6 pumps, then put the neck through the center of the geo blossom. Tie the neck of the 5 balloon to the 260, while keeping the geo blossom free from being entangled in the knot.
Kipling, Saskatchewan, Canada: World's Largest Paper Clip. Montreal blogger Kyle MacDonald traded up a single red paper clip in 2005 until he had a house. The big red paper clip honors his achievement.
Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At California Airport. Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport. Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.