Latin name: Helix aspersa Size: Approximately 8cm long Distribution: Garden snails are common throughout the U.K. Months seen: Mostly active between March and October Habitat: Hedgerows, gardens and fields.
So scoop out some fat, add 6 teaspoons of sugar, a splash of milk and then thicken it and you have a McDonalds soft serve ice-cream!! Doesnât sound quite so appealing to me if you think of it that way.
The âmassive half-baked soft cookieâ is âthe finest piece of drunk food ass Iâve ever seenâ. Go with âhalf chocolate chip, half white chocolate macadamia nutâ, or the âpeanut butterâ, but the topper, literally, is âmounds of vanilla ice creamâ.