To answer this question, one must first know the definition of the tragic hero. A tragic hero, as defined by Aristotle is a character who is noble in nature, has a tragic flaw and discovers his fate by his own actions.
So, do sprinkles expire? When properly stored, the shelf life of sprinkles past their sell by date or other printed date is ... This is regardless if they are open or unopened, as long as they have been sealed and stored properly. Sprinkles are good for 3 years beyond the code stamped on the bottle. Betty Crocker brand (actually made by Signature Brands) uses a code on the side of the plastic container instead of a use by date.
Condiment packets are convenient, but how long do they last? Because of their high salt and acidity, not much can grow in ketchup, mustard or relish in a sealed packet. If they are kept in a cool place, they should last even longer. Heinz places the shelf life of condiment packets at 15 months to 2 years. By the time a consumer gets a condiment packet, it has already been manufactured, shipped to a warehouse, distributor, restaurant, and then sold to a diner, all before it finally lands in the bottom of the desk drawer.