To answer this question, one must first know the definition of the tragic hero. A tragic hero, as defined by Aristotle is a character who is noble in nature, has a tragic flaw and discovers his fate by his own actions.
So, do sprinkles expire? When properly stored, the shelf life of sprinkles past their sell by date or other printed date is ... This is regardless if they are open or unopened, as long as they have been sealed and stored properly. Sprinkles are good for 3 years beyond the code stamped on the bottle. Betty Crocker brand (actually made by Signature Brands) uses a code on the side of the plastic container instead of a use by date.
Baking soda: Keep in a cool, dry cupboard with the top closed. Store up to 18 months. Baking powder: Store in a cool, dry place with the lid sealed. Store up to 18 months or until expiration date. Butter/margarine: Butter and margarine are best if used by the date on the package.