In a farewell address, Washington offered sound political advice for his successors, calling on them to temper their political strife in favor of national unity and to avoid entangling alliances that might lead to overseas wars.
Order of operations for bacon in a toaster oven: 1. spread bacon out over grill, make sure drip tray is underneath. 2. Cook at 400-425 for ~20 minutes. 3. Open toaster oven, check to see if fat is white and crispy. If the fat wasn't bursting, then it wasn't cooking well enough. If cooked well enough, skip to step 5.
Cook the bacon. Place the bacon-draped bowl into the microwave. Cook the bacon on the highest setting for about 90 seconds per slice. If you're cooking a full pound of bacon, it may take up to 15 minutes.