RE: new runner - how long should it take me to run 5k? (1) For a new runner, I think a good goal would be to average under 7 minutes per mile for a 5k. 6:59 pace x 3.1 miles = 21:39. (2) After that I'd imagine 20:00 is a nice barrier. To run 19:59 you'd need to average 6:26's. (3) 18:59 - now you're starting to get a little more serious.
OP, usually when you see the term 'fitted shirts' or 'shirts in fitted sizes', that means neck and sleeve measurements describe the shirt's size. Note that users of MFA may use the term differently..... Also note that even if you buy a shirt in fitted sizes, you still probably will have to have it tailored!
and I think the best answer is That you're wearing an Affliction shirt. You go one to state that the more appropriate statement is what do you hope people will think of you for wearing [the Affliction shirt]? I guess I am just not as into shirts defining people or their personalities as you are. I don't think that a shirt says anything about someone (unless it has something legible on it, e.g., the I *heart* to fart shirt I've seen photos of Bert Blyleven wearing--I actually do believe that he enjoys farting, but then again maybe he doesn't).