Satchmo. While some slore is giving you a rusty trombone you fart into her mouth causing her cheeks to blow up big making her look like Satchmo. Bitch was giving me a pedestrian rusty trombone so I turned her into Satchmo. by Ken Melloy February 29, 2008.
Driving distance from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam. The total driving distance from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam is 33 miles or 53 kilometers. Your trip begins in Las Vegas, Nevada. It ends in Hoover Dam, Nevada. If you are planning a road trip, you might also want to calculate the total driving time from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam so you can see when you'll arrive at your destination.
Distance from Las Vegas to Grand Canyon. The distance from Las Vegas to the west Grand Canyon is 128 miles (the closest rim). It is 280 miles to south Grand Canyon and 270 to the north. For more details, see below. You can see the driving instructions below how to drive to the three different rims in Grand Canyon from Las Vegas.