Satchmo. While some slore is giving you a rusty trombone you fart into her mouth causing her cheeks to blow up big making her look like Satchmo. Bitch was giving me a pedestrian rusty trombone so I turned her into Satchmo. by Ken Melloy February 29, 2008.
Driving distance from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam. The total driving distance from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam is 33 miles or 53 kilometers. Your trip begins in Las Vegas, Nevada. It ends in Hoover Dam, Nevada. If you are planning a road trip, you might also want to calculate the total driving time from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam so you can see when you'll arrive at your destination.
The driving distance from Las Vegas, Nevada, is 275 miles--about a five-hour drive. The South Rim is the most popular side of the Grand Canyon. It is open year round. The driving distance to the South Rim from Las Vegas, Nevada, is 285 miles--or five hours driving time. The Grand Canyon is 277 miles long. Even though the canyon is not very wide, it would take about five hours to drive from rim to rim. Summer temperatures in the canyon can reach over 100 degrees Fahrenheit.