Satchmo. While some slore is giving you a rusty trombone you fart into her mouth causing her cheeks to blow up big making her look like Satchmo. Bitch was giving me a pedestrian rusty trombone so I turned her into Satchmo. by Ken Melloy February 29, 2008.
Driving distance from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam. The total driving distance from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam is 33 miles or 53 kilometers. Your trip begins in Las Vegas, Nevada. It ends in Hoover Dam, Nevada. If you are planning a road trip, you might also want to calculate the total driving time from Las Vegas, NV to Hoover Dam so you can see when you'll arrive at your destination.
The Bureau of Reclamation has conducted tours through the Hoover Dam and powerplant since 1937. Today, close to 1,000,000 visitors a year take the tour and millions more drive across the dam. Location: The dam is located 30 miles southeast of Las Vegas. Take US Highway 93 to Nevada State Route 172. The dam is on the Nevada-Arizona border. Click here for maps and driving/parking instructions, and directions on where to go after you get here.