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Corrections Officer Salary in Michigan. The Bureau of Labor Statistics found that the median corrections officer salary in Michigan during 2012 was $50,800. One of the highest paying areas in the state was Grand Rapids where corrections officers averaged $52,460, which was an average hourly wage of $25.22.
Ann Arbor, home of the University of Michigan, pays an average salary of $61,131 to police officers, and Galesburg, with a population of about 2,000 situated in southwestern Michigan, pays an average police officer salary of $52,254.ichigan State Police recruits receive $750 a week while in training. The starting salary upon graduation from the academy is $41,000, with a maximum pay rate of $62,000 annually after 20 years. Annual lump-sum longevity payments begin after a trooper's sixth year of service.