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Corrections Officer Salary in Michigan. The Bureau of Labor Statistics found that the median corrections officer salary in Michigan during 2012 was $50,800. One of the highest paying areas in the state was Grand Rapids where corrections officers averaged $52,460, which was an average hourly wage of $25.22.
Correctional officers earned a mean wage of $42,820 annually in May 2016. Correctional officers must be able to work in a stressful and hazardous environment. Hands-on, classroom, firearms, and self-defense training are all part of a correctional officer's training program, which is conducted by local, state, and federal corrections departments.