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Corrections Officer Salary in Michigan. The Bureau of Labor Statistics found that the median corrections officer salary in Michigan during 2012 was $50,800. One of the highest paying areas in the state was Grand Rapids where corrections officers averaged $52,460, which was an average hourly wage of $25.22.
For example the median expected annual pay for a typical Correctional Officer in the United States is $40,171 so 50% of the people who perform the job of Correctional Officer in the United States are expected to make less than $40,171.Source: HR Reported data as of October 2015. 1  Salary.his chart describes the expected percentage of people who perform the job of Correctional Officer in Indianapolis, IN that make less than that salary. For example 50% of the people who perform the job of Correctional Officer in Indianapolis are expected to make less than the median.