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Corrections Officer Salary in Michigan. The Bureau of Labor Statistics found that the median corrections officer salary in Michigan during 2012 was $50,800. One of the highest paying areas in the state was Grand Rapids where corrections officers averaged $52,460, which was an average hourly wage of $25.22.
Average State of Michigan hourly pay ranges from approximately $11.98 per hour for Custodian to $38.87 per hour for Senior Executive Director. The average State of Michigan salary ranges from approximately $32,110 per year for Transport Planner to $102,000 per year for Purchaser. Salary information comes from 12,524 data points collected directly from employees, users, and past and present job advertisements on Indeed in the past 24 months.