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Corrections Officer Salary in Michigan. The Bureau of Labor Statistics found that the median corrections officer salary in Michigan during 2012 was $50,800. One of the highest paying areas in the state was Grand Rapids where corrections officers averaged $52,460, which was an average hourly wage of $25.22.
The next highest salary is found at the state level with an average of $44,180; state governments are also the largest employers, with 236,890 correctional officers working in state departments of corrections.he following states paid the highest average annual salaries for correctional officers in 2011: 1  New Jersey â $69,310. 2  California â $66,930. 3  New York â $61,140. 4  Massachusetts â $60,700.