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Corrections Officer Salary in Michigan. The Bureau of Labor Statistics found that the median corrections officer salary in Michigan during 2012 was $50,800. One of the highest paying areas in the state was Grand Rapids where corrections officers averaged $52,460, which was an average hourly wage of $25.22.
Top Paying States and Industries for Correctional Officers. States with larger prison populations and more robust economies tend to pay much higher salaries. The following states paid the highest average annual salaries for correctional officers in 2011: New Jersey â $69,310; California â $66,930; New York â $61,140; Massachusetts â $60,700