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Corrections Officer Salary in Michigan. The Bureau of Labor Statistics found that the median corrections officer salary in Michigan during 2012 was $50,800. One of the highest paying areas in the state was Grand Rapids where corrections officers averaged $52,460, which was an average hourly wage of $25.22.
As of 2011, the Bureau of Labor Statistics reports that correctional officers earned an average of $43,300 per year and earned average wages of nearly $21 per hour. The middle-earning half of correctional officers reported annual incomes ranging from $31,000 to $54,000 and wages from $15 to $26 per hour.