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Corrections Officer Salary in Michigan. The Bureau of Labor Statistics found that the median corrections officer salary in Michigan during 2012 was $50,800. One of the highest paying areas in the state was Grand Rapids where corrections officers averaged $52,460, which was an average hourly wage of $25.22.
The median salary for Michigan police and sheriffâs patrol officers is $53,760, LawEnforcementEDU.net reported, citing 2012-13 Bureau of Labor Statistics data. That is approximately $3,000 lower than the national median pay, according to the BLS.olice supervisors receive $70,270, and detectives and criminal investigators earn $71,290. According to Indeed, the average salary for a police officer in Michigan is $29,000.