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Corrections Officer Salary in Michigan. The Bureau of Labor Statistics found that the median corrections officer salary in Michigan during 2012 was $50,800. One of the highest paying areas in the state was Grand Rapids where corrections officers averaged $52,460, which was an average hourly wage of $25.22.
The average LPN salary in Michigan for individuals who work in this type of setting can be anywhere from a starting salary of $20,000, all the way up to $48,000. LPNs that are looking to earn more than the average LPN salary in Michigan may choose to work in a private practice or a specialized unit in the hospital.