Remember that the pursuit of happiness, in the Declaration, is not a quest or a pastime, but an unalienable right.. Everyone has the right to actually be happy, not just try to be happy. To use a metaphor: You don't just get the chance to make the baseball team, you are guaranteed a spot.
How long does an unopened package of mayonnaise last at room temperature? Properly stored, an unopened package of mayonnaise will generally stay at best quality for about 3 to 4 months after the date on the package.
Manufacturers universally tell you to refrigerate mayonnaise once opened, though, because it helps preserve the flavor. Warmth causes mayonnaise to break down after a while, and it gets to the point where it just tastes oily. Homemade mayonnaise, of course, is a different matter. With its use of raw eggs, it is highly perishable and should be consumed immediately or refrigerated and finished off very shortly.