Remember that the pursuit of happiness, in the Declaration, is not a quest or a pastime, but an unalienable right.. Everyone has the right to actually be happy, not just try to be happy. To use a metaphor: You don't just get the chance to make the baseball team, you are guaranteed a spot.
How long does an unopened package of mayonnaise last at room temperature? Properly stored, an unopened package of mayonnaise will generally stay at best quality for about 3 to 4 months after the date on the package.
Refrigerate in an airtight container, up to 1 week. If the mayonnaise separates after the oil is added, the mixture has broken. To bring it to a creamy state, add an egg yolk and 1 teaspoon tepid water to a clean bowl, and slowly add the broken mayonnaise while whisking constantly. Then, whisk in 1/4 cup more oil.