Remember that the pursuit of happiness, in the Declaration, is not a quest or a pastime, but an unalienable right.. Everyone has the right to actually be happy, not just try to be happy. To use a metaphor: You don't just get the chance to make the baseball team, you are guaranteed a spot.
How long does an unopened package of mayonnaise last at room temperature? Properly stored, an unopened package of mayonnaise will generally stay at best quality for about 3 to 4 months after the date on the package.
If you follow these steps, you can expect your homemade jerky to last between 1-2 months after initial airtight packaging. When stored in ziplock type bags and either a dark pantry or a refrigerator, jerky will last for 1-2 weeks. If you open an airtight bag of jerky, consume that jerky within 1 week.