You drink a whole bottle of absinthe baby and all you'll be seeing is the coroner! (though if you do ascribe to the whole notion of heaven...you may well get to meet the big guy that way. I don't know you, so it's not for me to judge which direction you're headed in.)
The contractor cost to paint exterior siding is $1,957 and the do-it-yourself cost is $275 with an 85 percent saving.
Stucco siding installation costs $7.50 to $10 per square foot. Synthetic stucco may be slightly more expensive. On a home with 1,500 exterior square feet, that's a total cost of approximately $11,000 to $15,000. Costs for smaller jobs, such as stucco repair, at $60 to $120 per square foot, are significantly more expensive.