You drink a whole bottle of absinthe baby and all you'll be seeing is the coroner! (though if you do ascribe to the whole notion of heaven...you may well get to meet the big guy that way. I don't know you, so it's not for me to judge which direction you're headed in.)
The contractor cost to paint exterior siding is $1,957 and the do-it-yourself cost is $275 with an 85 percent saving.
1 For a home with 1,500 exterior square feet, that s a total cost of approximately $9,000 to $22,500. 2  Brick veneer siding costs $5 to $10 per square foot (total brick veneer siding cost for 1,500 square feet: roughly $7,500 to $15,000). Repairing brick siding might cost $15 to $25 per square foot. 2  Removing and disposing of existing siding, if not included in the initial estimate, might cost an additional $1 to $3 per square foot.