You drink a whole bottle of absinthe baby and all you'll be seeing is the coroner! (though if you do ascribe to the whole notion of heaven...you may well get to meet the big guy that way. I don't know you, so it's not for me to judge which direction you're headed in.)
The contractor cost to paint exterior siding is $1,957 and the do-it-yourself cost is $275 with an 85 percent saving.
Based on all those variables I would say that your house should cost about $2,500-$3,200 to have painted. That range is based on hiring a painting contractor to do all the work including prep work and two coats of exterior paint brushed on.nother factor that can affect your exterior paint costs quite a bit is the type of paint you decide to use. Just about every paint manufacturer has different grades of exterior paint and sometimes there is a pretty big difference in the pricing, but the cost per gallon only tells part of the story.