You drink a whole bottle of absinthe baby and all you'll be seeing is the coroner! (though if you do ascribe to the whole notion of heaven...you may well get to meet the big guy that way. I don't know you, so it's not for me to judge which direction you're headed in.)
The contractor cost to paint exterior siding is $1,957 and the do-it-yourself cost is $275 with an 85 percent saving.
Standard Prices for an exterior repaint (little prep, one or two top coats). 1  One story ranch home: $2,000-$3,300 (800-1,600 sqft.). 2  Two story/ two flat: $3,000-$5,800 (1,500-4,000 sqft.). 3  Three story/ three flat: $5,000-$7,500 (3,600-6,000 sqft.).