You drink a whole bottle of absinthe baby and all you'll be seeing is the coroner! (though if you do ascribe to the whole notion of heaven...you may well get to meet the big guy that way. I don't know you, so it's not for me to judge which direction you're headed in.)
The contractor cost to paint exterior siding is $1,957 and the do-it-yourself cost is $275 with an 85 percent saving.
How much does it cost to paint exterior doors? Painting an exterior door with either a pop of color or a refresh of the current hue can change the entire look of your house. Of all the exterior painting projects, painting doors is the most DIY-friendly, but it is always a good idea to hire a professional. Prices can vary based on style, paint, and number of doors, but the average exterior door costs $100 to paint.