You drink a whole bottle of absinthe baby and all you'll be seeing is the coroner! (though if you do ascribe to the whole notion of heaven...you may well get to meet the big guy that way. I don't know you, so it's not for me to judge which direction you're headed in.)
The contractor cost to paint exterior siding is $1,957 and the do-it-yourself cost is $275 with an 85 percent saving.
If the Exterior Square Footage of your home is 2,000, scan down that column and you find what Vinyl Siding will Cost for your home (2,000 SqFt x $5.00 psf = $10,000). Scan down a little further and you find that the Industry Average Vinyl Siding Cost for your home is $11,000. Simple.