You drink a whole bottle of absinthe baby and all you'll be seeing is the coroner! (though if you do ascribe to the whole notion of heaven...you may well get to meet the big guy that way. I don't know you, so it's not for me to judge which direction you're headed in.)
The contractor cost to paint exterior siding is $1,957 and the do-it-yourself cost is $275 with an 85 percent saving.
By default, exterior painting cost calculator estimates minimum, maximum and average cost of labor to apply one coat of same color water-based exterior paint on one-story 2,500 square feet traditional ranch using airless paint sprayer. Labor cost includes basic preparation work and painting two exterior doors.