You drink a whole bottle of absinthe baby and all you'll be seeing is the coroner! (though if you do ascribe to the whole notion of heaven...you may well get to meet the big guy that way. I don't know you, so it's not for me to judge which direction you're headed in.)
The contractor cost to paint exterior siding is $1,957 and the do-it-yourself cost is $275 with an 85 percent saving.
1 For a home with 1,500 exterior square feet, that s a total cost of approximately $9,000 to $22,500. 2  Brick veneer siding costs $5 to $10 per square foot (total brick veneer siding cost for 1,500 square feet: roughly $7,500 to $15,000). Durability: It s not uncommon for brick siding to last 100 years or more and in many cases; brick endures for the life of the building. 2  As far as maintaining brick, very little upkeep is required for the first 25 years beyond exterior washing.