You drink a whole bottle of absinthe baby and all you'll be seeing is the coroner! (though if you do ascribe to the whole notion of heaven...you may well get to meet the big guy that way. I don't know you, so it's not for me to judge which direction you're headed in.)
The contractor cost to paint exterior siding is $1,957 and the do-it-yourself cost is $275 with an 85 percent saving.
On average, homeowners will pay anywhere from $2,943 to $3,971 to have a professional prepare and paint the exterior of their home. This amount includes labor, supplies and the paint itself. It should come as no surprise to learn that the larger a home is, the more it will cost to paint its exterior.