You drink a whole bottle of absinthe baby and all you'll be seeing is the coroner! (though if you do ascribe to the whole notion of heaven...you may well get to meet the big guy that way. I don't know you, so it's not for me to judge which direction you're headed in.)
The contractor cost to paint exterior siding is $1,957 and the do-it-yourself cost is $275 with an 85 percent saving.
Painting vinyl siding will cost between $600 (~250 sq. ft.) and $2,000 (~1,000 sq. ft.). Paint can be applied quickly and easily, although the finish may be more extensive. For wood siding, you're looking at about $700 (~250 sq. ft.) to $2,000 (~1,000 sq. ft.).