The name for a partner who is involved in a queerplatonic relationship, as in he's my zucchini.
Curiosity, a rover that's exploring Mars as of 2014, has a top ground speed of 1.5 inches per second, or about 0.1 mph. Curiosity landed on Mars on Aug. 5, 2012.
The rover is only expected to travel 3 to 12 miles in its two operational years on Mars, with a maximum average speed of 0.00073 mph.