The name for a partner who is involved in a queerplatonic relationship, as in he's my zucchini.
Curiosity, a rover that's exploring Mars as of 2014, has a top ground speed of 1.5 inches per second, or about 0.1 mph. Curiosity landed on Mars on Aug. 5, 2012.
The average amount of time it would take to reach Mars is 162 days, but the reality is different because the craft cannot pass through the sun. Accurate times require knowledge of fuel requirements and complex gravitational equations.