Submit Corrections Cancel. Call the girls and dress up fine. Tonight I felt like suicide. Roll them dice and pour the wine. Shuffle them cards and deal them fine. Got nobody to kiss tonight. Nothing to lose but my appetite. want to be silly and sing and shout. Gotta get legless and fall about. Turn the music up nice and loud. Cheer me up don't bring me down.
Typical costs: For patients without insurance, pulmonary function tests typically cost $40-$800 total, depending on how many and which tests are ordered by a physician.
I often will explain to middle aged patients that no, they don't need a stress test. A basic exercise EKG costs about $200. Some doctors use a nuclear stress test in which a radioactive dye illuminates how well the heart is working. Those tests are priced at an average of $630. According to the American College of Cardiology, stress tests should only be performed on patients who have peripheral artery disease, diabetics over age 40 and people who have an increased risk of coronary artery disease.