Submit Corrections Cancel. Call the girls and dress up fine. Tonight I felt like suicide. Roll them dice and pour the wine. Shuffle them cards and deal them fine. Got nobody to kiss tonight. Nothing to lose but my appetite. want to be silly and sing and shout. Gotta get legless and fall about. Turn the music up nice and loud. Cheer me up don't bring me down.
Typical costs: For patients without insurance, pulmonary function tests typically cost $40-$800 total, depending on how many and which tests are ordered by a physician.
Pulmonary function tests are done to: 1  Diagnose certain types of lung disease (such as asthma, bronchitis, and emphysema). 2  Find the cause of shortness of breath. 3  Measure whether exposure to chemicals at work affects lung function. 4  Check lung function before someone has surgery.ormal results are expressed as a percentage. A value is usually considered abnormal if it is less than 80% of your predicted value. Normal value ranges may vary slightly among different laboratories. Talk to your doctor about the meaning of your specific test results.