Honky Tonk Badonkadonk as written by and Jamey/houser Johnson....he first part Honky Tonk refers to country and the second part Badonkadonk refers to ass.
Guadalupe is located in the northwestern extremity of Santa Barbara County, immediately south of the Santa Maria River. The landscape in the vicinity of the town is mostly flat, with the predominant land use being agriculture and oil production.
Guadalupe River Tubing. Tubing on the Guadalupe River at it's best! We're located 12 miles west of New Braunfels, exit 191 off Interstate 35. River Sports is uniquely located on the Guadalupe River right in the middle of the famous Horseshoe Loop, so getting into and out of the river simple and quick!