A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, Where'd you get the pig.. The woman says, That's not a pig, that's a duck.. He says, I was talking to the duck.. So a guy walks into a bar, looking really moody and orders immediately a double-whiskey.
Brentwood is a hamlet in the Town of Islip in Suffolk County, New York, United States. As of the 2010 Census, the population of Brentwood was 60,664.
The District Court is located on the northeast corner of Wellwood Avenue and East Hoffman Avenue in the Village of Lindenhurst. From the Long Island Expressway (I-495). Take Pinelawn Ave south, which turns into Wellwood Ave. Take Wellwood Ave to Hoffman Avenue.