A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, Where'd you get the pig.. The woman says, That's not a pig, that's a duck.. He says, I was talking to the duck.. So a guy walks into a bar, looking really moody and orders immediately a double-whiskey.
Brentwood is a hamlet in the Town of Islip in Suffolk County, New York, United States. As of the 2010 Census, the population of Brentwood was 60,664.
The Town of Kirkwood is located in the central part of Broome County, west of the towns of Colesville and Windsor, south of the Town of Fenton and east of the towns of Conklin and Dickinson and the City of Binghamton.