A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, Where'd you get the pig.. The woman says, That's not a pig, that's a duck.. He says, I was talking to the duck.. So a guy walks into a bar, looking really moody and orders immediately a double-whiskey.
Brentwood is a hamlet in the Town of Islip in Suffolk County, New York, United States. As of the 2010 Census, the population of Brentwood was 60,664.
Hewlett is a hamlet on the South Shore of Long Island in the Town of Hempstead in Nassau County, New York. The community is served by the Hewlett-Woodmere School District. Hewlett is considered among the Five Towns region of Nassau County which includes Lawrence, Inwood, Cedarhurst and Woodmere.