A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, Where'd you get the pig.. The woman says, That's not a pig, that's a duck.. He says, I was talking to the duck.. So a guy walks into a bar, looking really moody and orders immediately a double-whiskey.
Brentwood is a hamlet in the Town of Islip in Suffolk County, New York, United States. As of the 2010 Census, the population of Brentwood was 60,664.
There are currently 236 homes for sale in Brentwood at a median listing price of $585,000. Brentwood is a minimally walkable city in Contra Costa County with a Walk Score of 36. Brentwood is home to approximately 50,990 people and 8,435 jobs. Popular neighborhoods include Discovery, Palmilla, Brentwood Lake, Solana, Apple Hill Estates, and Deer Ridge Country Club.