Honky Tonk Badonkadonk as written by and Jamey/houser Johnson....he first part Honky Tonk refers to country and the second part Badonkadonk refers to ass.
Guadalupe is located in the northwestern extremity of Santa Barbara County, immediately south of the Santa Maria River. The landscape in the vicinity of the town is mostly flat, with the predominant land use being agriculture and oil production.
Moving at the Speed of Water. The Guadalupe River watershed starts around Hunt, Texas and flows down through Canyon Lake, New Braunfels, Gonzales, Victoria and finally dumps into the Gulf of Mexico.