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Guadalupe is located in the northwestern extremity of Santa Barbara County, immediately south of the Santa Maria River. The landscape in the vicinity of the town is mostly flat, with the predominant land use being agriculture and oil production.
The Guadalupe has rapids, boulders, and tube chutes. The landscape is remote, and other areas tube through the town. The river is more intense than the other central Texas tubing areas. The river's flow rate is dictating by the water release rates from the dam at Canyon lake.