A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, Where'd you get the pig.. The woman says, That's not a pig, that's a duck.. He says, I was talking to the duck.. So a guy walks into a bar, looking really moody and orders immediately a double-whiskey.
Brentwood is a hamlet in the Town of Islip in Suffolk County, New York, United States. As of the 2010 Census, the population of Brentwood was 60,664.
The village is in two counties, both Clinton (Town of Ausable) and Essex (Town of Chesterfield), Almost 2000 people live in this northern NY village. Originally called Anderson Falls, the name was changed to Keeseville, a name derived from a local businessman in 1812. Poko Moonshine, Whippoorwill, Lincoln, are just some of the many outdoors camps in the area.