A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, Where'd you get the pig.. The woman says, That's not a pig, that's a duck.. He says, I was talking to the duck.. So a guy walks into a bar, looking really moody and orders immediately a double-whiskey.
Brentwood is a hamlet in the Town of Islip in Suffolk County, New York, United States. As of the 2010 Census, the population of Brentwood was 60,664.
Brentwood was one of 212 cities designated by KaBOOM! as a Playful City USA for 2010 - one of only 23 such cities in California and only three in Northern California. This is the seventh consecutive year that Brentwood has been listed.