A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, Where'd you get the pig.. The woman says, That's not a pig, that's a duck.. He says, I was talking to the duck.. So a guy walks into a bar, looking really moody and orders immediately a double-whiskey.
Brentwood is a hamlet in the Town of Islip in Suffolk County, New York, United States. As of the 2010 Census, the population of Brentwood was 60,664.
East Bay Regional Park District trails and parks are found in Brentwood. Brentwood has a total area of 14.81 sq mi (38.4 km 2), of which 14.79 sq mi (38.3 km 2) is land and 0.02 sq mi (0.05 km 2) or 0.13% is water.