Lets try to get out of university ave before 10pm when all the reeks come out to pseudo-party. or. Man, that party sucked. Just lots of wanna-be reeks pitching their latest web 2.0 startup. lets go to oakland for some purp.
A smooth Bette Midler and a even more smoother Billy Crystal try to take you attention of their faces for a few moments in Parental Guidance where they play Grandparents who have to look after their grandchildren when the parents go off for a few days business holiday.
Tonight's HBO edition of Tales From the Crypt, starring Humphrey Bogart, is a tantalizing blend of all three. The director is Robert Zemeckis, who in the film Forrest Gump showed how deftly he could blend a contemporary star into archival material.