"does this sweater make my hips look big?" my wife asked. this sweater was one of my christmas gifts to this fair maiden.
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"no, love, it does not," i said, but i looked, to make sure my reflex was also correct. it's a beautiful sweater for my dear bride, mother of our three children, and no, it does not make her hips look big.

in fact, it draws out all her lovely lines and curves, just so. and she is a modest girl, so she wears a little undershirt so that her cleavage is somewhat...um...suppre