Bachelor'S Banquet
["1 T.V. Dinner", "1 glass white wine"]
["Carefully remove cardboard container from T.V. dinner.", "Set oven temperature as indicated on box.", "Remove foil over wrap, if necessary.", "Place contents in oven.", "Gently cook meat, potato and veggies until overly dry.", "Wash down with a cool sip of white wine. Continue to sip wine until meal tastes good.", "Then call Domino's pizza for the main coarse.", "And then pray for a woman in your life!"]
["T.V.", "glass white wine"]