Elephant Stew
["2 medium size elephants", "2 rabbits"]
["Cut elephants into small pieces (this usually takes about 2 months).", "Add enough water for brown gravy.", "Cook over kerosene fire at 465\u00b0 for about 4 weeks.", "Serves about 3,800.", "If more are expected, add the rabbits, but only if necessary, because most people do not like hare in their stew."]
["elephants", "rabbits"]