Elephant Stew
["1 young elephant", "300 lb. potatoes", "50 lb. onions", "150 lb. carrots", "season to taste", "1 rabbit, skinned"]
["Cut elephant in bite-size pieces.", "Boil for 4 weeks, add vegetables and seasonings.", "Simmer for 1 week.", "Will serve 1,000 people.", "If you have unexpected company, add the rabbit. Everybody likes a little hare in their stew."]
["potatoes", "onions", "carrots", "season", "rabbit"]