Elephant Stew
["1 elephant", "12,000 whole bay leaves", "500 lb. white potatoes, diced", "100 stalks celery, diced", "100 onions, diced", "1,000 tomatoes, diced", "500 bunches carrots, diced", "2 rabbits (optional)", "500 (8 oz.) cans tomato sauce", "200 (5 oz.) pkg. paprika", "200 (9 oz.) adobo seasoning", "50 garlic pods, sliced", "150 (15 oz.) whole oregano", "brown gravy (as desired)"]
["Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Cover and cook over fire (kerosene) for about 4 weeks at 465\u00b0. This will serve 3,800 people. Add the rest of the ingredients.", "If more are expected, two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "bay leaves", "stalks celery", "onions", "tomatoes", "carrots", "rabbits", "paprika", "garlic", "oregano", "brown gravy"]