How To Preserve Children
["6 children (assorted sizes)", "1 large grassy field", "1 deep blue sky", "1 narrow brook (pebbly, if possible)", "3 small dogs", "hot sun", "flowers"]
["Mix children with dogs and empty into field, stirring constantly.", "Sprinkle field with flowers.", "Pour brook gently over pebbles.", "Cover all with deep blue sky and bake in hot sun.", "When children are well browned, they may be removed and placed in bathtubs to cool."]
["children", "grassy field", "blue sky", "dogs", "hot sun", "flowers"]