Elephant Stew
["1 (2000 lb.) elephant, cleaned and cut in serving pieces", "1 small rabbit", "seasonings to taste"]
["After elephant is cleaned, add seasonings.", "Cook in a very large pot outdoors.", "Invite all the friends and relatives.", "Cook elephant for 4 to 5 days, or until tender.", "If everybody shows up, add cup up rabbit, but only as a last resort, because most people don't like \"hare\" in their stew."]
["rabbit"]