Soup-Er Teacher
["1 gal. sense of humor", "24 c. patience", "4 c. honesty", "3 c. respect", "4 c. consideration", "4 c. appreciation", "1 ton confidence", "1 small dash temper"]
["Take one teacher fresh from home.", "Add above ingredients.", "Put into morning classes until thoroughly shaken, approximately four hours.", "Then place in teacher's lounge; add one cup of coffee.", "Let simmer for half an hour.", "Then add a heaping cup of courage and send back into afternoon classes, until teacher comes to a full boil.", "Serves approximately 25 to 30 students.", "Send leftovers (if any) home!"]
["patience", "honesty", "respect", "consideration", "appreciation", "confidence", "temper"]