Elephant Stew
["1 medium elephant", "2 rabbits (optional)"]
["Cut elephant in bite-size pieces.", "This will take about 2 months.", "Add water to make brown gravy.", "Cook over log fire for", "4 weeks.", "This", "will", "serve\t3,800", "people.\tIf more are expected, add", "the", "2 rabbits, but do this only if absolutely necessary, as most people don't like hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "rabbits"]