Elephant Stew
["1 elephant", "salt and pepper", "2 rabbits (optional)"]
["Dice elephant into small pieces; takes about 2 months.", "Add enough gravy to cover.", "Cook over kerosene stove for about 4 weeks at 465\u00b0.", "This will serve 3,800 people, but if more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but only if necessary, because most people don't like to find hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "salt", "rabbits"]