A Good Teacher
["4 gal. of P.E.", "3 qt. of knowledge", "1 tsp. of homework", "2 tsp. of Math", "1 qt. of science", "2 gal. of laughs"]
["Mix this together in a crock-pot.", "Boil on low for 5 months. Then add a spot of glue and a sprinkle of baking soda.", "Drop on the floor and you've got a good teacher."]
["knowledge", "homework", "laughs"]