Elephant Stew
["1 elephant (medium-size)", "salt and pepper to taste", "2 rabbits (optional)", "brown gravy (lots)"]
["Cut elephant into small bite-size pieces.", "This will take about 2 months.", "Add enough brown gravy to cover.", "Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 462\u00b0.", "This will serve 3,800 people.", "If more are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew. Yield:", "3,800 servings."]
["salt", "rabbits", "brown gravy"]