Dr. Zan'S Geologo-Chili
["3 lb. ground beef", "2 Tbsp. oil", "3 c. onion, chopped", "1 medium bell pepper, chopped", "2 stalks celery, chopped", "2 (8 oz.) cans tomato sauce", "jalapenos*", "Tabasco sauce*", "8 Tbsp. mild chili powder", "2 Tbsp. Worcestershire sauce", "3 tsp. celery salt", "2 tsp. brown sugar", "6 garlic cloves, mashed", "black pepper", "1 c. white vinegar", "45 oz. canned kidney beans", "1 beef bouillon cube"]
["*May be reduced or eliminated by the terminally wimpy."]
["ground beef", "oil", "onion", "bell pepper", "stalks celery", "tomato sauce", "Tabasco sauce", "chili powder", "Worcestershire sauce", "celery salt", "brown sugar", "garlic", "black pepper", "white vinegar", "kidney beans"]