Rum Cake
["1 large bottle rum", "1 c. butter", "1 tsp. sugar", "2 eggs", "fruit", "baking powder", "soda", "salt and pepper", "buttermilk", "nuts", "flour"]
["Before you start, sample the rum for quality, good, isn't it? Select a large mixing bowl.", "Take out measuring cup, spoons, etc. Sample rum again for quality.", "It must be just right.", "With a large mixer beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.", "Add one teaspoon sugar and beat agin.", "Meanwhile check rum again.", "Add 2 large eggs, 2 cups fruit and beat until high.", "If fruit get stuck in beaters, pry loose with screwdriver.", "Sample rum again, check for consistency.", "Next sift in three cups baking powder and a pinch of rum, 1 teaspoon soda and a cup pepper and salt.", "Fold in chopped buttermilk and strained nuts.", "Tample rum again.", "Add 1 bablespoon brown sugar or whatever color is available.", "Mix well.", "Grease oven.", "Heat pan to 350\u00b0.", "Pour whole mess in oven.", "Take rum out in mifty finutes.", "Serves 0."]
["rum", "butter", "sugar", "eggs", "fruit", "baking powder", "soda", "salt", "buttermilk", "nuts", "flour"]