Elephant Stew
["1 medium-size elephant", "52 stalks celery, diced", "14 bushels potatoes, diced", "2 hares (rabbits optional)", "salt and pepper to taste", "12 bushels carrots, diced", "500 gallons water", "1 bay leaf", "1 clove garlic"]
["Dial 662-5555 (Pizza Hut)."]
["elephant", "stalks celery", "potatoes", "salt", "carrots", "bay leaf", "clove garlic"]