Mexican Turkey Stuffing
["1 egg", "4 c. bread crumbs", "1/2 c. (envelope) onion soup", "1/2 c. raw popcorn", "1/4 c. butter or oleo"]
["Slightly beat egg, then add other ingredients.", "Stuff cavity of bird.", "Bake at 375\u00b0 for 3 hours.", "After 3 hours, get the hell out of the kitchen because that popcorn is going to blow that turkey's ass right out of the oven!"]
["egg", "bread crumbs", "onion soup", "popcorn", "butter"]