Elephant Stew
["1 medium size elephant", "500 gal. brown gravy", "salt and pepper (50 lb. each)", "1.7 tons crackers", "2 rabbits (optional)", "1 jalapeno pepper (optional)"]
["Cut elephant into bite size pieces (this should take about 2 months).", "Add gravy and cook about 4 weeks at 465\u00b0.", "This will serve 3,800 people.", "If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like finding hare in their stew!"]
["elephant", "salt", "crackers", "rabbits", "pepper"]