Elephant Stew
["1 medium size elephant", "2 rabbits (optional)", "1 large pot", "salt and pepper to taste", "vegetables of choice"]
["Skin and cut elephant into 1-inch cubes.", "This should take about 3 weeks.", "Put into a pot and simmer over a kerosene fire about 3 months.", "Add vegetables to suit your taste.", "After simmering, make gravy from broth.", "This will serve 3,800 people. If you happen to have a few extra show up, throw in a couple of rabbits, but do this only in an emergency!", "Most people do not like hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "rabbits", "pot", "salt", "vegetables"]