Elephant Stew
["1 medium-large size elephant", "salt and pepper to taste", "2 rabbits (optional)", "brown gravy"]
["Cut elephant into bite-size pieces (takes about 2 months).", "Add enough brown gravy to cover.", "Cook over open fire about 4 weeks at 465\u00b0.", "Serves 2,000 to 4,000 people.", "If more guests are expected, 2 rabbits may be added; however, most people don't like hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "salt", "rabbits", "brown gravy"]