Elephant Stew
["1 large elephant", "brown gravy", "salt and pepper to taste", "25 bushels mushrooms (fresh)", "6 1/2 bushels American onions, cut in squares", "17 bushels celery, diced", "2 rabbits (optional)", "7 1/2 gal. whale oil"]
["Cut elephant into bite size pieces.", "This should take about 2 months.", "Add brown gravy and simmer.", "Add salt and pepper to taste.", "Heat whale oil to brown mushrooms, celery and onions.", "Mix all ingredients and cook over kerosene fire for 4 weeks at 465\u00b0. Yield:", "3,800 or more servings.", "If more guests are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "brown gravy", "salt", "mushrooms", "onions", "celery", "rabbits", "whale oil"]