Elephant Stew
["1 elephant", "2 rabbits (optional)", "salt and pepper"]
["Cut elephant into small bite size pieces (this should take about 2 months).", "Add enough brown gravy to cover.", "Cook over fire about 4 weeks at 365\u00b0.", "This will serve 3,000 people.", "If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "rabbits", "salt"]