Hippopotamus Stew
["1 hippopotamus", "1 rabbit (optional)", "brown gravy", "salt and pepper", "garlic salt"]
["Cut hippopotamus into bite-sized pieces.", "This should take only about 2 weeks if you have a sharp knife.", "Simmer hippopotamus for one week with salt, pepper, garlic salt and brown gravy.", "This recipe will serve 3,800.", "If extra servings are needed, add the rabbit; but only if needed, because most people don't like hare in their stew."]
["hippopotamus", "rabbit", "brown gravy", "salt", "garlic"]