Elephant Stew
["1 elephant", "2 rabbits", "lots of gravy", "salt and pepper to taste"]
["Cut elephant into bite size pieces.", "This will take about 2 months.", "Add enough brown gravy to cover.", "Cook over a wood fire for about 2 weeks.", "Season.", "This will serve about 3,801 people. If more are expected, add the 2 rabbits, but do so only if necessary, as most people don't like to find hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "rabbits", "lots of gravy", "salt"]