Ernie Wittler'S Elephant Stew
["1 medium elephant", "2 rabbits (optional)", "salt and pepper to taste", "lots of brown gravy"]
["Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces with chainsaw (allow about 2 weeks cutting time).", "Reserve the trunk (to store the pieces in).", "Make enough brown gravy to cover meat.", "Cook over 465\u00b0 kerosene fire about 4 weeks.", "Serves 9,500 people.", "If more guests are expected, the two rabbits may be added.", "Do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "rabbits", "salt", "lots of brown gravy"]