Elephant Stew
["1 elephant", "10 lb. carrots", "1 onion (large)", "1 rabbit", "2 bunches celery"]
["Cut elephant up into bite-sized pieces.", "This should take about 2 months.", "Put into pot with water to cover.", "Add celery, carrots and onion.", "Simmer until elephant is tender.", "Season to taste."]
["elephant", "carrots", "onion", "rabbit", "celery"]