Chuck Bolling'S Elephant Stew
["1 medium elephant", "brown gravy", "salt and pepper to taste", "2 rabbits (optional)"]
["Cut the elephant into bite size pieces; this should take about 6 months.", "Add enough brown gravy to cover.", "Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465\u00b0. Makes 3,800 servings."]
["elephant", "brown gravy", "salt", "rabbits"]