Democrat Jackass Stew
["1 large Jackass", "6 large potatoes", "3 large carrots", "2 medium onions", "salt and pepper"]
["Cut Jackass in 1-inch cubes (this takes about 1 week, unless you are extra slow).", "Season and place in a large wash tub casserole with vegetables.", "Bake for 6 days at 425\u00b0.", "This serves 1,200 people.", "For larger crowds, you can add 2 rabbits, however some people object to hare in their stew."]
["potatoes", "carrots", "onions", "salt"]