Red Barn Dressing
["2 c. mayonnaise", "1 avocado, mashed", "6 green onions, chopped", "1/2 small can anchovies", "4 Tbsp. buttermilk", "1 tsp. Tabasco", "1 1/2 Tbsp. Worcestershire sauce", "1 1/2 Tbsp. soy sauce", "1 1/2 tsp. wine vinegar", "juice of 1/4 lemon", "1/4 tsp. each: celery seed, dry mustard, oregano, white pepper, Accent, salt, garlic powder and green coloring (optional)"]
["Mix together with wire whisk.", "Do not use blender; it will separate."]
["mayonnaise", "avocado", "green onions", "anchovies", "buttermilk", "Tabasco", "Worcestershire sauce", "soy sauce", "wine vinegar", "lemon", "celery"]