Elephant Stew
["1 medium size elephant", "250 lb. potatoes", "250 lb. carrots", "500 gal. brown gravy", "2 rabbits (optional)"]
["Cut elephant into small bite size chunks (this takes approximately 2 weeks).", "Simmer elephant over low heat for 2 weeks, until brown.", "Add gravy, potatoes and carrots.", "Continue to simmer 3 more weeks.", "Serves 2,200."]
["elephant", "potatoes", "carrots", "rabbits"]