Elephant Stew
["1 elephant, medium size", "2 rabbits (optional)", "salt to taste", "pepper to taste"]
["Cut elephant into bite size pieces.", "This should take about 2 months.", "Add enough brown gravy to cover.", "Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 456\u00b0.", "This will serve 3,800 people.", "If more are expected, two rabbits may be added, but only if necessary since most people do not like to find a hare in their stew."]
["rabbits", "salt", "pepper"]