Elephant Appetizers
["1 large elephant", "salt and pepper to taste", "12 sacks of flour", "2 rabbits (optional)", "approximately 4,000 toothpicks"]
["Kill, clean and cut elephant into small cubes (this will take approximately 2 months).", "Put in large kettles and simmer over kerosene heat at 465\u00b0 until tender (this will take approximately 14 weeks).", "Remove meat and set aside.", "Use flour and make gravy from stock in the pots.", "Place a toothpick in each cube of meat and arrange on large platters.", "Pour up gravy into bowls and serve on the side (for dipping)."]
["elephant", "salt", "flour", "rabbits", "toothpicks"]