Elephant Stew
["1 medium size elephant", "2 rabbits (optional)", "salt and pepper to taste", "lots of brown gravy"]
["Cut elephant into small bite sized pieces.", "This will take about 2 months.", "Add enough brown gravy to cover and cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 450\u00b0.", "This will serve 3,800 people. If more are expected, then add 2 rabbits.", "But do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "rabbits", "salt", "lots of brown gravy"]