Elephant Stew
["1 medium size elephant", "2 rabbits"]
["Cut elephant into bite-size pieces.", "(This should take about 2 months.)", "Flour pieces; add salt and pepper to taste and enough water to make brown gravy.", "Cook over a large fire (465\u00b0) for 4 weeks.", "This recipe serves approximately 3,812 people.", "If more are expected, add the rabbits, however, only if necessary, because most people don't like to find hares in their stew."]
["elephant", "rabbits"]