Turkey Dressing
["4 beaten eggs", "2 c. bread crumbs", "1 c. celery, chopped", "2 c. rice", "1 pkg. Lipton onion soup mix", "2 c. unpopped popcorn"]
["Mix all ingredients together and stuff bird.", "Roast in 375\u00b0 oven for 3 hours and when the three hours are up - - -get the Hell out of the kitchen because the popcorn is going to blow the butt off the bird!"]
["eggs", "bread crumbs", "celery", "rice", "onion soup", "popcorn"]