Esoteric Salad
["1 small box non-instant tapioca pudding", "1 small box non-instant vanilla pudding", "1 (16 oz.) can mandarin oranges", "1 (20 oz.) can pineapple chunks", "1 (16 oz.) can peach slices", "1 Tbsp. concentrated orange juice", "3 bananas and/or any other fresh fruit", "water"]
["Drain and save liquids from oranges, pineapple and peaches. Combine liquids.", "Add concentrated orange juice and enough water to equal 3 cups of liquid.", "Pour in saucepan and add the pudding mixes.", "Heat to top of stove, stirring constantly, until the mixture comes to a rapid boil.", "The mixture should now be thick with fish-like eyes.", "Let this mixture cool.", "Add fruit and enjoy."]
["vanilla pudding", "mandarin oranges", "pineapple", "peach slices", "orange juice", "bananas", "water"]