Best Ever Fruit Cake
["1 c. butter", "1 c. sugar", "4 large eggs", "1 c. dried fruit", "1 tsp. baking powder", "1 tsp. baking soda", "1 tsp. salt", "lemon juice", "1 c. brown sugar", "nuts", "1 or 2 qt. whiskey"]
["Before you start, sample the whiskey to check for quality. Good isn't it?", "Now go ahead.", "Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc.", "Check the whiskey again as it must be just right.", "To be sure the whiskey is of the highest quality, pour one level cup into a glass and drink it as fast as you can.", "Repeat. With an electric mixer, beat butter in a large fluffy bowl.", "Add 1 teaspoon thugar and beat again."]
["butter", "sugar", "eggs", "baking powder", "baking soda", "salt", "lemon juice", "brown sugar", "nuts", "whiskey"]