Elephant Stew
["1 large elephant", "brown gravy", "salt and pepper", "2 rabbits"]
["Cut elephant into bite sized pieces (this should take about 2 months).", "Add brown gravy to cover.", "Salt and pepper.", "Cook over a kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465\u00b0.", "Makes about 3,800 servings. If more guests are expected, add 2 rabbits.", "Do so only if necessary, however, as most people do not like hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "brown gravy", "salt", "rabbits"]