Rice For Weenies
["2 c. rice, cooked according to pkg. directions", "1 small onion, cooked with rice", "1 very small head cauliflower, cooked", "grated cheese to taste (American or Velveeta)", "6 wieners, cooked and cut into bite-size pieces"]
["Start with your hot rice (with that onion already cooked in it, remember?).", "Then add your cheese to the rice so it melts and coats the rice.", "Does it look like a golden field?", "Well, then you're ready to add the cauliflower and the weenies and serve this nice and hot.", "If you have a bear sitting at the table while you eat this, the calorie count is cut in half.", "But don't expect to have no calories just because you invited two bears.", "And you can't subtract calories just because you have three bears there.", "Get the drift of this yet?"]
["rice", "onion", "head cauliflower", "grated cheese", "wieners"]