Elephant Stew
["1 medium size elephant", "brown gravy", "2 rabbits (optional)", "salt and pepper"]
["Cut the elephant into small, bite size pieces. Salt and pepper to taste.", "Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465\u00b0.", "This will serve 3,800 people.", "If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added.", "But do this only in an emergency as most people do not like hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "brown gravy", "rabbits", "salt"]