Elephant Stew
["1 elephant", "2 rabbits", "salt and pepper to taste", "brown gravy, a whole lot", "1 very large pot, possibly large tanker truck"]
["Cut elephant into small bite size pieces.", "This will possibly take about 2 months.", "Please save the trunk, you will need something to store the pieces in.", "Add brown gravy to cover meat in pot.", "Cook over a wood or kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465\u00b0.", "This will serve about 3,900 people.", "If more are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added.", "But do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "rabbits", "salt", "brown gravy", "truck"]