Elephant Stew
["1 elephant (medium size)", "2 rabbits (optional)", "salt and pepper to taste", "brown gravy (lots)", "dash of hot sauce"]
["Cut elephant into small bite-size pieces.", "This will take about 2 months.", "Keep the trunk!", "You'll need something to store the pieces in.", "Add enough brown gravy to cover.", "Cook over open fire for about 3 weeks at 500\u00b0.", "This will serve about 2700 people.", "If more are expected, add 2 rabbits.", "Use care though, most folks do not like to find hare in their stew."]
["rabbits", "salt", "brown gravy", "hot sauce"]