"Fallen Methodist" Plant Food
["1/4 tsp. instant tea", "1/4 tsp. ammonia", "1/4 tsp. baby shampoo", "1/2 tsp. Miracle Grow", "1/2 tsp. Knox gelatine, dissolved in a capful of whiskey"]
["Add tea, ammonia, shampoo and Miracle Grow to one gallon of water and mix; then add the gelatine and whiskey mixture.", "Shake or mix until dissolved.", "Use weekly."]
["instant tea", "ammonia", "baby shampoo", "Miracle Grow", "gelatine"]