Peanut Butter And Crackers(Men Only)  
["8 crackers (salted or unsalted)", "honey, jam or jelly", "2 Tbsp. peanut butter"]
["Place 4 crackers on a tablecloth.", "Smooth peanut butter over them; add jam, jelly or honey.", "Top with remaining crackers.", "Lay a knife on tablecloth.", "Leave top off honey, jam or jelly, whichever you use.", "Stay out of house until wife \"cools-off\"!"]
["crackers", "honey", "peanut butter"]