Lettuce Salad
["1 head lettuce, washed and dried (large)", "2 bunches green onions (blades and all), chopped", "1 can mandarin oranges, drained and chopped", "1 can chow mein noodles", "1 envelope Ranch dressing", "mayonnaise"]
["Mix Ranch dressing and mayonnaise according to directions; chill thoroughly."]
["head lettuce", "green onions", "mandarin oranges", "noodles", "dressing", "mayonnaise"]