Elephant Stew
["1 medium-size elephant", "1 ton salt", "1 ton pepper", "200 bushels carrots", "4000 sprigs parsley", "2 small rabbits (optional)", "500 bushels potatoes"]
["Cut elephant into bite-size pieces.", "This will take about 2 months.", "Cut vegetables into cubes (another 2 months).", "Place meat in pan and cover with 1,000 gallons of brown gravy.", "Simmer for 4 weeks.", "Shovel in salt and pepper to taste.", "When meat is tender, add vegetables.", "Simmer slowly for 4 more weeks.", "Garnish with parsley.", "Serves 38,000 people.", "If more people drop in than expected, add the 2 rabbits.", "This is not recommended, however, because few people like \"hare\" in their stew."]
["elephant", "salt", "pepper", "carrots", "parsley", "rabbits"]