J.J.'S Elephant Stew
["1 elephant", "2 rabbits (optional)", "salt and pepper to taste"]
["Cut elephant in bite-size pieces.", "This should take about 2 months.", "Add enough brown gravy to cover and cook over kerosene fire at 465\u00b0 for 4 weeks.", "If more people are to be served, you may add the 2 rabbits, but only if necessary.", "Most people do not like a hare in their stew.", "Serves 3,800."]
["elephant", "rabbits", "salt"]