Special Turkey Dressing
["3 eggs, well beaten", "3 c. cooked rice", "1 tsp. salt", "3 1/2 c. unpopped popcorn"]
["Mix well.", "Stuff the turkey.", "Bake at 350\u00b0 until the popcorn blows the a-- off the turkey."]
["eggs", "rice", "salt", "popcorn"]