Elephant Stew
["1 medium size elephant", "2 rabbits (optional)", "salt", "pepper"]
["Cut elephant in bite size pieces.", "This should take about 2 months.", "Add enough brown gravy to cover.", "Cook at 475\u00b0 for 4 weeks.", "This will serve 3800 people.", "If more are expected, add the two rabbits.", "Only do this if needed, as most people don't like hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "rabbits", "salt", "pepper"]