Elephant Stew
["1 elephant (any size)", "salt and pepper to taste", "2 rabbits", "vegetable stock or beef broth"]
["After cleaning elephant meat, cut into cubes.", "Add enough vegetable stock or beef broth to cover.", "Cook 4 weeks over charcoal fire.", "Serves 3000.", "If more guests are expected, add the two rabbits.", "Only add as last resort as most people don't like hare in their stew."]
["salt", "rabbits", "vegetable stock"]