Elephant Stew
["1 elephant (any size)", "salt and pepper to taste", "oregano to taste", "brown gravy", "2 rabbits (any size)"]
["Cut elephant into bite-size pieces; this should take about 2 months.", "Season well with salt, pepper and oregano.", "Add enough brown gravy to cover and cook four weeks at 465\u00b0."]
["salt", "oregano", "brown gravy"]