Elephant Stew
["1 elephant", "salt and pepper to taste", "2 rabbits (optional)"]
["Cut elephant into small bite size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover.", "Cook over charcoal fire for 4 weeks at 465\u00b0.", "This will serve 3,300 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added.", "Do this only as necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "salt", "rabbits"]