Elephant Soup
["1 medium size elephant", "salt", "pepper", "2 rabbits (optional)"]
["Cut elephant into", "bite-size pieces.", "(This takes about two months.) Cover with brown gravy.", "Cook over kerosene for 4 weeks at 450\u00b0.", "This", "will", "serve", "3,800\tpeople.", "If more are expected, add the rabbits.", "(But only if absolutely necessary, as most people do not like to find a hare in their soup.)"]
["elephant", "salt", "pepper", "rabbits"]