Elephant Stew
["1 elephant", "2 rabbits (optional)", "2 pails salt", "1 (8 oz.) canister black pepper", "3 bushels onions", "93 1/2 gal. water", "6 pails flour"]
["Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces.", "This should take about 4 months.", "Cook over kerosene fire for approximately 4 weeks or until tender.", "Add onions and pepper; cook until tender."]
["elephant", "rabbits", "salt", "canister black pepper", "onions", "water", "flour"]