Elephant Stew
["1 elephant", "2 rabbits (optional)", "apple cider (lots)", "brown gravy (lots)"]
["Cut elephant in bite size pieces.", "This takes a while. Marinate in lots and lots of apple cider.", "Add enough brown gravy to cover and some spice to taste.", "Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks, or until tender.", "This will serve approximately 3,799 people.", "If more are expected, add the 2 rabbits.", "But, do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "rabbits", "apple cider", "brown gravy"]