Elephant Stew
["1 elephant (medium-size)", "2 rabbits (optional)", "salt and pepper to taste"]
["Cut elephant into bite-size pieces.", "This will take you about two months.", "Reserve the trunk, you'll need something to store the pieces in.", "Add enough brown gravy to cover.", "Cook over a kerosene fire for about two weeks at 465\u00b0."]
["rabbits", "salt"]