Elephant Stew
["1 medium elephant", "seasoned brown gravy", "2 rabbits (optional)"]
["Cut elephant into bite size pieces (this takes about 2 months).", "Cook slowly over an open fire for 6 weeks, covered with gravy.", "This serves 3,800 people.", "If more is needed, add 2 rabbits, but only if necessary as most people don't like to find hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "brown gravy", "rabbits"]