* Elephant Stew *
["1 elephant", "2 c. pepper", "2 c. salt"]
["Cut elephant into 1-inch cubes, frequently adding pinches of salt and pepper (this should take approximately 72 days).", "Add enough gravy to cover.", "Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465\u00b0.", "If more than 3,800 people are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "pepper", "salt"]