Elephant Stew
["1 (7 oz.) pkg. Creamettes", "1 medium elephant, diced", "2 rabbits (optional)", "salt and pepper"]
["After 60 days (required to cut elephant into enough small cubes), place elephant in a 5-ton casserole.", "Add enough brown gravy to cover and cook in a 325\u00b0 oven for 4 weeks.", "Cook Creamettes as directed on the package.", "Drain; do not chill.", "Mix immediately with elephant.", "Serve hot.", "Makes 3,752 servings. Should your guests bring their guests, add 2 rabbits, but only it necessary because most people don't like to discover hare in their stew."]
["Creamettes", "rabbits", "salt"]