Chicago Italian Beef
["5 to 7 lb. round, rump or sirloin roast", "2 to 3 c. water", "2 to 3 beef bouillon cubes", "1 tsp. each: thyme, oregano and marjoram", "1 c. chopped green pepper", "2 Tbsp. Worcestershire sauce", "1 clove fresh garlic"]
["Cut 1 medium sized elephant into small bite-sized pieces. Takes about 1 month!", "Add enough gravy to cover; salt and pepper and cook over kerosene stove at 465\u00b0 for 4 weeks.", "Serves 3800 people.", "If more are expected, add 2 rabbits.", "However, add rabbits only if necessary because most people do not like \"hare\" in their stew."]
["water", "thyme", "green pepper", "Worcestershire sauce", "garlic"]