Elephant Stew
["1 medium-size elephant", "2 rabbits (optional)"]
["Cut elephant into bite-size pieces.", "Salt and pepper to taste. This should take 2 months.", "Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for 4 weeks at 465\u00b0.", "Serves 3,800 people. If more than 3,800 people are expected, add 2 rabbits, but do so only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew."]
["elephant", "rabbits"]