Elephant Stew
["1 elephant, medium size", "2 rabbits, optional", "salt and pepper"]
["Cut the elephant into small bite-sized pieces.", "This should take about 2 months.", "Add enough water to make brown gravy.", "Cook over an open fire for 4 weeks at 465\u00b0.", "This will serve 3,800 persons.", "If more are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like HARE in their stew."]
["rabbits", "salt"]