Mississippi Dirt Pudding
["1 1/4 lb. crushed Oreos", "1/2 stick margarine", "8 oz. cream cheese", "1 c. powdered sugar", "3 1/2 c. cold milk", "2 small pkg. vanilla pudding", "16 oz. Cool Whip"]
["Before you start, sample the rum and check for quality.", "Good, isn't it?", "Now go ahead.", "Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc., and check that rum again for quality!", "It must be just right.", "Try again.", "With an electric beater, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.", "Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make certain that the rum is of best quality.", "Add 2 large eggs and 2 cups of baking powder.", "Add a pinch of rum, 1 teaspoon soda and 1 cup of pepper or maybe salt.", "Anyway, don't fret.", "Just test that rum again.", "Zowie!!", "Next, sift in half a pint of lemon juice.", "Fold in chopped buttermilk and add strained nuts.", "Sample rum again.", "Add 1 bablespoon srown tugar or whatever color is around!", "Mix well.", "Grease oven and turn on cake pan to 350\u00b0.", "Now pour the whole mixture into the oven and---oops!", "On second thought and also third and fourth, forget the cake.", "Check the rest of the rum and go to bed.", "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!"]
["Oreos", "margarine", "cream cheese", "powdered sugar", "cold milk", "vanilla pudding"]