Elephant Stew
["1 elephant", "brown gravy", "salt and pepper", "2 rabbits (optional)"]
["Cut elephant into small, bite size pieces.", "This should take a month.", "Add enough brown gravy to cover.", "Cook over a kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465\u00b0.", "This should serve 3800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew!"]
["elephant", "brown gravy", "salt", "rabbits"]