Elephant Stew
["1 elephant (medium size)", "salt and pepper to taste", "2 rabbits (optional)", "brown gravy (lots, lots, lots)"]
["Cut elephant into bite size pieces.", "This will take about 2 months.", "Reserve trunk as you will need something to store the pieces in.", "Add enough brown gravy to cover.", "Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465\u00b0.", "This will serve 3,800 people.", "If more are expected, add the 2 rabbits, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like hare in their stew."]
["salt", "rabbits", "brown gravy"]