Elephant Soup
["1 large elephant (African is best)", "600 gal. water", "4 pecks onions, chopped", "2 bushels potatoes, peeled and sliced", "4 shovels salt", "2 shovels white pepper", "24 bottles Worcestershire sauce", "15 bottles rum", "Coke to taste", "8 qt. peanut oil (optional)*"]
["Mix 1 1/2 ounces rum with Coke; drink.", "Wash and dry elephant (don't use shampoo as this will spoil the flavor).", "Chop into bite size pieces."]
["onions", "potatoes", "shovels salt", "shovels white pepper", "Worcestershire sauce", "bottles", "peanut oil"]