Best Rum Cake Ever
["1 or 2 qt. rum", "1 tsp. sugar", "1 tsp. soda", "1 c. butter", "1 c. dried fruit", "2 large eggs", "baking powder", "lemon juice", "brown sugar", "nuts"]
["Before you start, sample rum to check for quality.", "Good, isn't it?", "Now, go ahead.", "Select a mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check rum again.", "It must be just right.", "To be sure rum is to the highest quality, pour one level cup into a glass and drink it as fast as you can.", "Repeat.", "With electric mixer beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.", "Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure rum is of the finest quality.", "Try another cup.", "Open second quart, if necessary."]
["rum", "sugar", "soda", "butter", "eggs", "baking powder", "lemon juice", "brown sugar", "nuts"]