Elephant Stew
["1 elephant", "2 rabbits (optional)", "175 lb. carrots, sliced", "100 (16 oz. cans) beef gravy", "fresh ground pepper", "salt to taste"]
["Slice carrots and cut elephant into bite-size pieces (this takes about 3 months).", "Add enough gravy to cover meat.", "(Be prepared to go through several \"hand can openers\".) Cook over kerosene fire for 4 to 5 weeks at 465\u00b0.", "This will serve approximately 3,800 people.", "If more come to dinner than expected, the 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people don't like hare in their stew!"]
["elephant", "rabbits", "carrots", "beef gravy", "fresh ground pepper", "salt"]