Everything Explained Through Flowcharts: All of Life's Mysteries Unraveled, Including Tips for World Domination, Which Religion Offers the Best ... the Secret Recipe for Gettin' Laid Lemonade
Everything Explained Through Flowchartsis packed with meticulously designed charts that trace the labyrinthine connections that order the universe, illuminate life's great mysteries, and cause eye strain in senior citizens. Swiss scientists at the prestigious University of Helsinki have said thatEverything Explained Through Flowchartsis the closest thing there is to a working unified field theory, and have gone on to claim that they aren't Swiss, aren't scientists, and aren't sure whether or not Helsinki is in Switzerland. And yet the Swiss consulate has not denied that this book contains more than two hundred illustrations, forty mammoth charts, and innumerable supporting graphs and essays, including:An illustrated matrix of WWF Finishing MovesHeavy metal band names taxonomyThe noble art of zeppelin warfare demystifiedHow to win any argumentTragedy to comedy conversion chart for comediansA creepy drawing of a baby skeletonHow to tell if you're an evil twin