How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written
Hi. I see you&#8217;re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world&#8217;s greatest secret agent, or B) don&#8217;t know how books work.If your answer was &#8220;A,&#8221; your best bet is probably the table ofcontents, which is where you&#8217;ll find the &#8220;contents&#8221; of this booklisted in a convenient, easy-to-read &#8220;table&#8221; format. So maybe gocheck that out for a minute and then come back here. I&#8217;ll wait. . . .Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dressproperlyandhow to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47andhow to haggle with a Thai prostitute&#8212;in her native tongue?How to pilot an airboatandhow to make about a million deliciouscocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guyandhow toprepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff thatI forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to behonest, I really only kinda skimmed).So if you want to learn more about how to be more&#8212;or at all&#8212;likeSterling Archer, the world&#8217;s greatest secret agent, quit smearing yourgreasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I reallyneed the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, thiswasn&#8217;t a damn library.(Note: If your answer was &#8220;B,&#8221; this probably isn&#8217;t the book you want to start with.)