Lady: My Life as a Bitch
Controversial and award-winning British author Melvin Burgess (Smack,Bloodtide, etc.) is in fine  form in his brilliant, satirical novel about a hedonistic teenage girl who is  turned into a dog by a mysteriously magical town drunk. Sandra (a.k.a. Lady) is  dismayed at first, but quickly discovers the pure joys of unfettered freedom to  do whatever she wants and have sex with whomever she pleases--a seemingly  perfect scenario for a devil-may-care young woman who would "have shagged  [Wayne] up against the wall for a bag of jelly beans a month ago."Hooking up with a couple other humans-turned-dogs, Lady roams the streets and,  well, does what doggies do: "One thing about dogs--they know how to greet  someone. It's not so much scratch and sniff as sniff and lick--as soon as you  see someone, you just gotta know what they taste like!" Her new life is not  without inner turmoil, however. Part of her longs to return to her human  life, annoying family, standardized school testing, boy-of-the-day "romances,"  and all. Living as a dog helps her study what it means to live as a human--with  the responsibilities, silly inhibitions, stress, and worry that mark that  species--but also the flip side: the security and love of her family.Ultimately the decisions Sandra/Lady makes may be shocking, but Burgess's voice  is undeniably, ruthlessly authentic. Readers in search of a traditionally  moralistic diatribe against the reckless promiscuity of today's youth will need  to look elsewhere. But those seeking a funny, sensual, and honest exploration of  real teenage life and a much more intense and complex study of humanity will  revel in the author's expertly crafted allegory. As Burgess himself says, "even  someone who doesn't know what an allegory is will recognize thatLadyis  not a piece of advice, or a suggestion on how to govern your life; it's simply a  way of trying to make people think about the ways in which we define work and  play." Highly recommended. (Ages 14 and older)--Emilie Coulter--This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.