The Official Guide to Christmas in the South: Or, If You Can't Fry It, Spraypaint It Gold
&#8220;A laugh-out-loud look at how people living south of the Mason-Dixon celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.&#8221; (Mobile Register)&#8220;Tongue-in-cheek&#8230;well written and funny, the quirky descriptions of Christmas events are sure to bring you holiday cheer.&#8221; (Southern Living)&#8220;A hoot&#8230;a great way to get in the mood for the approaching holidays with a laugh.&#8221; (News-Star (Monroe, LA))&#8220;If you were born south of the Mason-Dixon&#8230;Read it before you rewrap that fruitcake.&#8221; (Miami Herald)&#8220;If you&#8217;re not stopping traffic, you&#8217;re not decorating hard enough. These&#8230;secrets of Southern yuletide will get you through the season.&#8221; (Creative Loafing)