On My Knees: A Memoir
&#8220;Ribald, outrageous, gutter-mouthed, hilarious-a startling new voice in American letters. Watch out Portnoy, watch out Caulfield, watch out Bukowski, watch out E. L. James. Hell, everybody, real or imagined, just watch out! Because here comes Periel Aschenbrand!&#8221; (Jonathan Ames)&#8220;Unsavorily compelling. . .in the manner of a female Howard Stern.&#8221; (New York Times)&#8220;Bold, sassy, and totally fucking cool. If truth in comedy is my mantra, then the goddess I pray to is Periel Aschenbrand.&#8221; (Lesley Arfin, author ofDear Diaryand senior writer forGirls)&#8220;Periel Aschenbrand is funny, funny, funny.On My Kneesis a cool book-made me laugh, made me think, made me keep turning pages. If you don&#8217;t buy it and read it and dig, you&#8217;re making a mistake.&#8221; (James Frey)&#8220;Meet the Lady Gaga of literature!On My Kneesis sexy, funny, titillating, and badass.&#8221; (Tour&#xE9;)Laden with sharp humor and funny asides (New York Observer)Brave, smart, sexy, and sharp, Aschenbrand is an expert at writing her life as a tantalizing striptease (Interview)