My First Dictionary: Corrupting Young Minds One Word at a Time
Hello, boys and girls, and welcome to the wonderful world of words! You've learned the basics&#8212;fromappletozebra&#8212;but what about all those mysterious new terms you've heard the grown-ups whispering when you were supposed to be tucked up snugly in bed?What makes Mommy sobitter? Where does Daddyconcealthe door to his secret S&#38;M dungeon? And why is everyone laughing about Grandma's latestdelusion?My First Dictionaryanswers these questions, and includes many other useful definitions, such as:Aburdenis a source of worry or stress. Old people are usuallyburdens.Father isnostalgic. He is remembering the happier times before you were born.Apuppyis a young dog. Connie gets a puppy every time she agrees not to tell. Daddy calls them hushpuppies.Azigzagis a jagged line. We can tell that Mother has been drinking when she drives in azigzagpattern.Carry a copy ofMy First Dictionaryin your schoolbag and you'll never be at a loss for words again!