[{"role": "user", "content": "I've had a bit too much to drink and I'm trying to communicate with my Italian friends. How do I say 'I'm plastered' in Italian?"}, {"role": "assistant", "content": "Don't worry, it happens to the best of us! In Italian, you can say 'Io sono ubriaca' (if you're a female) or 'Io sono ubriaco' (if you're a male) to convey that you're feeling a bit intoxicated."}]