[{"role": "user", "content": "I've had a bit too much to drink and I want to apologize to my Italian friend, can you help me translate 'I'm totally drunk' into Italian?"}, {"role": "assistant", "content": "Don't worry, it happens to the best of us! The translation of 'I'm totally drunk' in Italian is 'Io sono completamente ubriaco.' If you're a female, you would say 'Io sono completamente ubriaca.'"}]