[{"role": "user", "content": "I've had a bit too much to drink and I'm feeling overwhelmed, how do you say 'I'm wasted' in Italian?"}, {"role": "assistant", "content": "Don't worry, it happens to the best of us! The Italian translation for 'I'm wasted' is 'Sono ubriaca' if you're a female, and 'Sono ubriaco' if you're a male. However, since you didn't specify a gender, I provided the female version."}]