How are you doing?
I hope your day is going well.
Let me apologize for anything I said last night, because I don't remember  anything.
We went out for a COUPLE of drinks with a recruit, and I forgot  that I only got 2 hours of sleepTuesday night.
I had 2 beers and 2 shots and  was at home by 10 PM, but Tuesday nite took its toll.
I sat down for 5  minutes and only woke up when I heard the cell phone ring.
I only remember  picking the phone up to call you, but I don't  remember anything I said (I'm  so sorry!).
Have a good rest of the day and call me when you get home.
ELM

Hey
How are you doing?
I hope your day is going well.
Let me apologize for anything I said last night, because I don't remember anything.
We went out for a COUPLE of drinks with a recruit, and I forgot that I only got <NUMBER> hours of sleepTuesday night.
I had <NUMBER> beers and <NUMBER> shots and was at home by <NUMBER> PM, but Tuesday nite took its toll.
I sat down for <NUMBER> minutes and only woke up when I heard the cell phone ring.
I only remember picking the phone up to call you, but I don't remember anything I said (I'm so sorry!).
Have a good rest of the day and call me when you get home.
ELM
picking phone nite took pm tuesday couple drinks recruit forgot day home elm doing toll sat said sorry good minutes woke