Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm  Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines  I'm terribly concerned about my memory, but for the life of me I can't  remember why  The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese  I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met  I intend to live forever - so far, so good  If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of  Televangelists: The professional wrestlers of religion  When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane  Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark  Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy  Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder  We all have a photographic memory.
Some of us have just run out of film  OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Black holes are where God divided by zero

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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines I'm terribly concerned about my memory, but for the life of me I can't remember why The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met I intend to live forever - so far, so good If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of Televangelists: The professional wrestlers of religion When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder We all have a photographic memory.
Some of us have just run out of film OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Black holes are where God divided by zero
quantum mechanics dreams remember early bird stuff run film ok worm second mouse professional wrestlers religion jet engines shin device finding met intend live depression