> Hallmark cards you'll NEVER see!
> >  *"Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your wife."
>  *"How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?"
>  *"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
>  After having met you, I've changed my mind."
>  *"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life.
I never believed in Hell >  until I met you."
>  *"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but >  wonder: What the fuck was I thinking?"
>  *"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin >  it for me."
>  *"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister."
>  *"As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me.
>  Like the need for therapy!!"
>  *"Thanks for being a part of my life!
I never knew what evil was before >  this!"
>  *"Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go, would like to take this >  knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again."
>  *"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."
>  *"Happy Birthday!
You look great for your age...almost life-like!
>  *"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
>  Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
>  *"We have been friends for a very long time -- what do you say we call it

Hallmark cards you'll NEVER see!
> Hallmark cards you'll NEVER see!
> > *"Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your wife."
> *"How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?"
> *"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
> After having met you, I've changed my mind."
> *"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life.
I never believed in Hell > until I met you."
> *"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but > wonder: What the fuck was I thinking?"
> *"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin > it for me."
> *"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister."
> *"As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me.
> Like the need for therapy!!"
> *"Thanks for being a part of my life!
I never knew what evil was before > this!"
> *"Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go, would like to take this > knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again."
> *"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."
> *"Happy Birthday!
You look great for your age...almost life-like!
> *"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
> Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
> *"We have been friends for a very long time -- what do you say we call it
wedding day bad think lucky promise friends long ruin look great age therapy thanks life hallmark cards ll probably need believed hell met likes wife people