>> > A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she >> > selected a  quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package >> of bacon.
>> > As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check >> > out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items >> in front of the cashier.
> > He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled, looked >> at her four items on the belt, and seeing nothing particularly unusual >> > about her selections said, "Well, y'know, that's right.
But how in >> earth did you know that?
>> > The  drunk said,  "Cause you're uglier 'n shit."

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>> > A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she >> > selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package >> of bacon.
>> > As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check >> > out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items >> in front of the cashier.
> > He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled, looked >> at her four items on the belt, and seeing nothing particularly unusual >> > about her selections said, "Well, y'know, that's right.
But how in >> earth did you know that?
>> > The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier 'n shit."
cause uglier woman bit startled juice cashier said single standing watched placed conveyer belt check unloading items quart milk carton