title: Loading jquery from google doesn't work (for me)
body: <p>Ah the wretched noob I am, the following html document doesn't alert anyone of my cry for help.  Anyone know why?</p>
  
  <pre><code>&lt;html&gt;
  &lt;head&gt;
  &lt;script type="text/javascript"
   src="//ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.5.1/jquery.min.js"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;
  &lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;
    $(document).ready(function() {
      alert('Somebody please help me.');
    });
  &lt;/script&gt;
  &lt;/head&gt;
  &lt;body&gt;
  &lt;/body&gt;
  &lt;/html&gt;
  </code></pre>